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[The Rock]

Girbraltar is British, it's as simple at that. Spain ceded it to Britain, and the folk living here want it to stay British. QED.

[FragnaticDeath]

Hi expatkiwi

[frogeye]

Gibraltar is British by public vote and as i also live there on and off i know the feeling of the Gibraltarians to the Spanish, Lets ask Oracle if she thinks Spain should give back Ceuta to the Moroccans who by the way were never giving the chance to vote unlike the residents of Gibraltar.

She probably has never heard of it and just like to pick on the British as some one else said,

and she is also a woman say no more !!!!!

[Oracle]

Gibraltar is British by public vote ...

Shame the Brits did not see fit to practice this little democratic principle when the GCs voted to unite with Greece in the 50s

Lets ask Oracle if she thinks Spain should give back Ceuta to the Moroccans who by the way were never giving the chance to vote unlike the residents of Gibraltar.

Let's be fair and say all those colonial remnants should be returned to rightful owners. Shall we set the return date from any time after the 16th Century, or the 15th century or even the 5th century? ... It's no skin off our noses since the indigenous Cypriots and Greeks have had territorial records of their sovereignty going back to when the Brits still painted themselves blue and lived in caves ...

and she is also a woman say no more !!!!!

Oh, I see!

I was meant to think from this throwaway comment that I was up against some intellectual, by virtue of his "manhood"

[frogeye]

How can you take a female seriously in an intellectual discussion i ask you,

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you
done wrong?
Made her chain too long

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never
be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand
closer to
the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are sexy.

Get a life Oracle even the name sucks

[The Rock]

Gibraltar is British by public vote and as i also live there on and off i know the feeling of the Gibraltarians to the Spanish, Lets ask Oracle if she thinks Spain should give back Ceuta to the Moroccans who by the way were never giving the chance to vote unlike the residents of Gibraltar.

She probably has never heard of it and just like to pick on the British as some one else said,

and she is also a woman say no more !!!!!

Perhaps then we had better not ask her opinion on who 'ligitimately' owns the Falkland Islands. Seriously, any person visiting Gibraltar will see just by the huge preponderance of Union Jacks alone where the overwhewlming sentiment lies...

[yialousa1971]

Gibraltar is British by public vote and as i also live there on and off i know the feeling of the Gibraltarians to the Spanish, Lets ask Oracle if she thinks Spain should give back Ceuta to the Moroccans who by the way were never giving the chance to vote unlike the residents of Gibraltar.

She probably has never heard of it and just like to pick on the British as some one else said,

and she is also a woman say no more !!!!!

Perhaps then we had better not ask her opinion on who 'ligitimately' owns the Falkland Islands. Seriously, any person visiting Gibraltar will see just by the huge preponderance of Union Jacks alone where the overwhewlming sentiment lies...

You mean the Malvinas!

[frogeye]

isn't that Spanish oh i forgot them folks in Argentina speak Spanish, i wonder why that is maybe left over from their colonial days.

[frogeye]

i bet that oracle shaves 5 times a day also, and still has a 5.0 clock shadow

[Oracle]

i bet that oracle shaves 5 times a day also, and still has a 5.0 clock shadow

Having revealed your feelings towards women, you now attribute to me, (metaphorical) masculine traits. A compliment, indeed!