Genocide – The act of using false-flag operations to drive a people like herds of cattle into specific locations for latter retrieval…
Ancient Artifacts – Strange looking things of a very high market value, kindly left behind by people who mysteriously disappeared.
State – A larger, more comfortable enclave with a beachhead.
Direct Flights – Flying in a straight line and for longer than 20 minutes…
Embargo – A global conspiracy led by Greek Cypriot demons to ruin our lives! Why don’t they just leave us alone???
Turkey – God!
Greece – The devil!
Cyprus – A pretty place next to God where all these demons were found and expelled… but there’s still many left somewhere in the dark bottom.
Settlers – A bunch of imported peasants that make us feel good because they do what they’re told, but are worryingly starting to have an opinion…
Greek Cypriots – Undesirable demons ruining our lives! Where’s the EU to remove them as promised?
Kochans – Bits of valuable paper easily reproduced at your average printer shop. Apparently, they have something to do with the alleged “Cyprus Problem” so we’ve printed thousands of them just in case!
Carpetbaggers - Our customers.
Denktash – Mahatma Gandhi on steroids.
Ataturk – Alexander the Turk… the most famous person in the world!
Syrians – Stupid Arab people that love being dropped off in the green line only to get shot at by Greek Cypriot demons! It’s a complex form of Arab euthanasia but someone’s gotta do it…
Armenian Genocide – See Greek massacres.
Regards, GR.
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