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[Oracle]

Well done to Z4 for putting at least 1 woman in each team. That's solves the problem of who's going to wash and iron the kit!

I don't remove the "man" from the "kit" when I spin, rinse and steam-iron!

[Z4]

Who wants to explain the offside rule to those who don't know?

It’s basically a rule to stop “goal hanging” which penalizes the player closest to the goalkeeper to receive the ball who is an opponent.

You like?

Me like, bravo.

What about explaining the Cryuff turn? Explain that one?

[Z4]

Oh no!

Bill C just got sent off for shouting “pollocks!” at the ref!

That's a thought..... Z4 didn't say who was ref.
Even if there was one I'd tell him to phuck off

That could be a str8 red card though - you are an important team player back there, could be wise just to have a quiet word in his ear

[psycho]

Well done to Z4 for putting at least 1 woman in each team. That's solves the problem of who's going to wash and iron the kit!

I don't remove the "man" from the "kit" when I spin, rinse and steam-iron!

So you like your men with their kit on

[Z4]

Ok.......lets play out the game then. Z4 and SSBubbles to kick off, the ball goes back to psycho who...........

[Get Real!]

Who wants to explain the offside rule to those who don't know?

It’s basically a rule to stop “goal hanging” which penalizes the player closest to the goalkeeper to receive the ball who is an opponent.

You like?

Me like, bravo.

What about explaining the Cryuff turn? Explain that one?

I wouldn't have a clue mate... What is it?

[psycho]

Ok.......lets play out the game then. Z4 and SSBubbles to kick off, the ball goes back to psycho who...........

Lays it off and takes out Oracle with a forearm smash when the refs not looking:twisted:

[Lee A Kada]

Well done to Z4 for putting at least 1 woman in each team. That's solves the problem of who's going to wash and iron the kit!

I don't remove the "man" from the "kit" when I spin, rinse and steam-iron!

I was hoping you'd say that

[Z4]

Who wants to explain the offside rule to those who don't know?

It’s basically a rule to stop “goal hanging” which penalizes the player closest to the goalkeeper to receive the ball who is an opponent.

You like?

Me like, bravo.

What about explaining the Cryuff turn? Explain that one?

I wouldn't have a clue mate... What is it?

[Get Real!]

Even if there was one I'd tell him to phuck off

That's feck off Syco...