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[denizaksulu]

right behind you, lying across the goalposts.

You are neglecting me.

You more than anyone knows why I have been busy ex-forum!

Now, do you want me to kick you slowly or quickly?

As long as you kiss it better afterwards,

Then I shall confine my kicks to your less Turkish bits ... Which are your famed GC bits?

Are you discriminating O? great one!!

Yeah, like white meat or red!

We have a problem here. I am red meat all over.

[Z4]

Well done to Z4 for putting at least 1 woman in each team. That's solves the problem of who's going to wash and iron the kit!

Steady on mate - might cause some friction between members that. I hear CBBB is a legend behind the board

[Z4]

Hey,what about me ???
Did someone put me left back ?.............left back in the bloody changing room ?

Zorba, I forgot to say - you are ref!!

[Get Real!]

Oh no!

Bill C just got sent off for shouting “pollocks!” at the ref!

[Z4]

Who wants to explain the offside rule to those who don't know?

[denizaksulu]

Who wants to explain the offside rule to those who don't know?

Who better to ask than Oracle the Ombudsperson?

[Oracle]

There's no offside rule in Cricket!

[Get Real!]

Who wants to explain the offside rule to those who don't know?

It’s basically a rule to stop “goal hanging” which penalizes the player closest to the goalkeeper to receive the ball who is an opponent.

You like?

[psycho]

Oh no!

Bill C just got sent off for shouting “pollocks!” at the ref!

That's a thought..... Z4 didn't say who was ref.
Even if there was one I'd tell him to phuck off

[psycho]

And I thought me and Z4 where good friends, but I guess not as he didn't pick me for either team.

I'm affraid not - your too much like Oracle and need to try harder.

Just use him as a “bucket-boy” or something… in Greek they call it “siklatsis”!

siklaris re koupepi.

That's the "hellenic" version re spartiatiko boutti...

Ksipolyte parakathkiane pou en na mou matheis tjai ellhnika

That is not very fair is it!

You have a problem? Speak with my ombudswoman.

Who's that? Oracle..!!!

Someone call me ....

Fee Fi Fo Fum!
I smell the blood of a frightened Englishman!
Be he alive or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread!

Who is complaining about the use of Greek dialects, around here?

I'm shaking in my boots
Be careful in he penalty area I might do a Vinnie Jones on you