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Postby psycho » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:24 am

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson?
- Sir Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August
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Postby cyprusgrump » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:06 pm

That made me larf! Image

Well done psycho!
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Postby Zorba » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:24 pm

What have Michael Jackson and Newcastle United got in common ?
It doesn't matter if you're black or white,they both went down in 2009
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Postby yialousa1971 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:20 am

Jacko’s last request = To be melted down into a Xbox 360 casing, as he still wanted to be turned on by kids..
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Postby yialousa1971 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:29 am

The cause of the heart attack is thought to be when Jackson was informed the £2,000 for a 10 year old was infact a car scrappage scheme.
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Postby psycho » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:33 am

yialousa1971 wrote:The cause of the heart attack is thought to be when Jackson was informed the £2,000 for a 10 year old was infact a car scrappage scheme.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby yialousa1971 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:39 am

Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,
the first asks the second what they should try first.
To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel".
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Postby yialousa1971 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:03 am

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
A: Blowing his first nose.
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Postby Floda » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:46 pm

Terribly offensive and disrespectful remarks IMHO.

Jacko's body has been bought by the Gypsies, they intend to recycle his remains and manufacture plastic clothes-pegs. 8)
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Postby cyprusgrump » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:56 pm

Michael Jackson's GF is said to be devastated about is death, she was reported to say "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this"



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