TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOUR SON HAS GROWN TOO OLD FOR BREAST FEEDING
10. He can open your blouse by himself.
9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. He keeps slipping £10 notes in your belt.
6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.
3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to Dueling Banjos.
1. Beard abrasions on areola.
Top ten signs that your son has grown too old for breastfeed
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Top ten signs that your son has grown too old for breastfeed
by Zorba » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:06 pm
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by DANGAMAN » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:20 am
His hands drift away to other parts of the body!!!
He slaps your butt while breastfeeding
He says "who's your daddy"
He tells you to dress up as a school girl
He tells you to moan his name.
Did I mention that there are some sick people on this forum!!!
Nice one Zorba
He slaps your butt while breastfeeding
He says "who's your daddy"
He tells you to dress up as a school girl
He tells you to moan his name.
Did I mention that there are some sick people on this forum!!!
Nice one Zorba
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