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If you get the flu!

Postby cyprusgeoff » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:34 am

“I rang the swine flu hotline, the line was very bad, all I got was crackling...”



“This is serious business. My daughter woke up this morning with her hair in pigtails. Should we be worried?”



“It's quite easy to distinguish from normal flu. With swine flu you come out in rashers.”



“It's easily cured, …you just apply an oinkment.”


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Postby CBBB » Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:54 pm

Don't give up the day job!
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