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[Paphitis]

Apparently, I sound young!

Well, how young do you sound.!

I hereby proudly announce to the forum that I and Oracle spoke on the phone today , she sounded so young , I was taken aback somewhat.

I didn't ask - but clearly not as young as those toddlers playing around above this post

Oracle and Miltiades My match-making has born fruit. Will there be peace at last.

Did you also supply Miltiades with a box of viagra?

[denizaksulu]

Apparently, I sound young!

Well, how young do you sound.!

I hereby proudly announce to the forum that I and Oracle spoke on the phone today , she sounded so young , I was taken aback somewhat.

I didn't ask - but clearly not as young as those toddlers playing around above this post

Oracle and Miltiades My match-making has born fruit. Will there be peace at last.

Did you also supply Miltiades with a box of viagra?

With Oracle nobody would need Viagra. O is quite capable of getting the blood flowing/boiling, even in a cadaver.

[Paphitis]

Apparently, I sound young!

Well, how young do you sound.!

I hereby proudly announce to the forum that I and Oracle spoke on the phone today , she sounded so young , I was taken aback somewhat.

I didn't ask - but clearly not as young as those toddlers playing around above this post

Oracle and Miltiades My match-making has born fruit. Will there be peace at last.

Did you also supply Miltiades with a box of viagra?

With Oracle nobody would need Viagra. O is quite capable of getting the blood flowing/boiling, even in a cadaver.

I'm sure that may be the case for Oracle, but Miltiades gets the blood flowing in a Cadevar because he has had years of practice with blow up dolls...But he still needs the Viagra due to years of alcohol abuse and torment on his body...

[denizaksulu]

Apparently, I sound young!

Well, how young do you sound.!

I hereby proudly announce to the forum that I and Oracle spoke on the phone today , she sounded so young , I was taken aback somewhat.

I didn't ask - but clearly not as young as those toddlers playing around above this post

Oracle and Miltiades My match-making has born fruit. Will there be peace at last.

Did you also supply Miltiades with a box of viagra?

With Oracle nobody would need Viagra. O is quite capable of getting the blood flowing/boiling, even in a cadaver.

I'm sure that may be the case for Oracle, but Miltiades gets the blood flowing in a Cadevar because he has had years of practice with blow up dolls...But he still needs the Viagra due to years of alcohol abuse and torment on his body...

Milti is no Plonker. He is a wine 'Connoisseur'....he spits it out.

[SSBubbles]

With Oracle nobody would need Viagra. O is quite capable of getting the blood flowing/boiling, even in a cadaver.

You have such a way with words D!

[Kikapu]

Apparently, I sound young!

Well, how young do you sound.!

I hereby proudly announce to the forum that I and Oracle spoke on the phone today , she sounded so young , I was taken aback somewhat.

I didn't ask - but clearly not as young as those toddlers playing around above this post

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.


MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM
FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS
FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME,
DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD
BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD
ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED
WITH PRIDE. WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN; THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED
FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH
ASKED, 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???