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[DT.]

In fact I am moving back into RoC with my 7 wives and 56 kids to register as unemployed next week. I hope I can live on what they pay and all that.

Err, maybe it's time we discussed partition...

Don't be stupid! 56 kids!! Bring em over


(you realise how diluted the cheap labour market will be with Yfred's offspring? They'll be cutting our grass for 1 Euro/week)

We've already got 6 trying to mow the same lawn...

Its great ain't it?

Mine looks like Wembley now with the cool alternating lines.

Yfred clan never worked for GCs. Infact old man Yfred used to employ Bafitis, before you lot forced TC off their land and from 63 onwards he didn't employ another GC, not that he was racist you understand.

I'm not racist Yfred, I'll employ anyone of your kids.

[EPSILON]

In fact I am moving back into RoC with my 7 wives and 56 kids to register as unemployed next week. I hope I can live on what they pay and all that.

Err, maybe it's time we discussed partition...

Don't be stupid! 56 kids!! Bring em over


(you realise how diluted the cheap labour market will be with Yfred's offspring? They'll be cutting our grass for 1 Euro/week)

We've already got 6 trying to mow the same lawn...

Its great ain't it?

Mine looks like Wembley now with the cool alternating lines.

Yfred clan never worked for GCs. Infact old man Yfred used to employ Bafitis, before you lot forced TC off their land and from 63 onwards he didn't employ another GC, not that he was racist you understand.

I'm not racist Yfred, I'll employ anyone of your kids.

I assume on basis they will pay income taxes to ROC and not to invasion forces representative Mr Talat!!!1

[YFred]

In fact I am moving back into RoC with my 7 wives and 56 kids to register as unemployed next week. I hope I can live on what they pay and all that.

Err, maybe it's time we discussed partition...

Don't be stupid! 56 kids!! Bring em over


(you realise how diluted the cheap labour market will be with Yfred's offspring? They'll be cutting our grass for 1 Euro/week)

We've already got 6 trying to mow the same lawn...

Its great ain't it?

Mine looks like Wembley now with the cool alternating lines.

Yfred clan never worked for GCs. Infact old man Yfred used to employ Bafitis, before you lot forced TC off their land and from 63 onwards he didn't employ another GC, not that he was racist you understand.

I'm not racist Yfred, I'll employ anyone of your kids.

Which one would you employ, the Doctor or the Lawyer? Is there a minimum wage practiced in RoC. I guess there would be two, one for GCs and another for the rest. No racism you understand.
Back to square one 1960 and the practice of RoC employing TCs as cleaners and other menial jobs. Nice to know things don't change.

As to the Tax, it is customary to pay tax in the area you work in but in this case we will have to switch to help with the TRNC economy.

[DT.]

In fact I am moving back into RoC with my 7 wives and 56 kids to register as unemployed next week. I hope I can live on what they pay and all that.

Err, maybe it's time we discussed partition...

Don't be stupid! 56 kids!! Bring em over


(you realise how diluted the cheap labour market will be with Yfred's offspring? They'll be cutting our grass for 1 Euro/week)

We've already got 6 trying to mow the same lawn...

Its great ain't it?

Mine looks like Wembley now with the cool alternating lines.

Yfred clan never worked for GCs. Infact old man Yfred used to employ Bafitis, before you lot forced TC off their land and from 63 onwards he didn't employ another GC, not that he was racist you understand.

I'm not racist Yfred, I'll employ anyone of your kids.

Which one would you employ, the Doctor or the Lawyer? Is there a minimum wage practiced in RoC. I guess there would be two, one for GCs and another for the rest. No racism you understand.
Back to square one 1960 and the practice of RoC employing TCs as cleaners and other menial jobs. Nice to know things don't change.

As to the Tax, it is customary to pay tax in the area you work in but in this case we will have to switch to help with the TRNC economy.

you've really lost it haven't you. Anyway, my offer still stands, anytime one of your sons wants to cut my grass I'll fire one of the pontians and hire him straigh away.

[YFred]

In fact I am moving back into RoC with my 7 wives and 56 kids to register as unemployed next week. I hope I can live on what they pay and all that.

Err, maybe it's time we discussed partition...

Don't be stupid! 56 kids!! Bring em over


(you realise how diluted the cheap labour market will be with Yfred's offspring? They'll be cutting our grass for 1 Euro/week)

We've already got 6 trying to mow the same lawn...

Its great ain't it?

Mine looks like Wembley now with the cool alternating lines.

Yfred clan never worked for GCs. Infact old man Yfred used to employ Bafitis, before you lot forced TC off their land and from 63 onwards he didn't employ another GC, not that he was racist you understand.

I'm not racist Yfred, I'll employ anyone of your kids.

Which one would you employ, the Doctor or the Lawyer? Is there a minimum wage practiced in RoC. I guess there would be two, one for GCs and another for the rest. No racism you understand.
Back to square one 1960 and the practice of RoC employing TCs as cleaners and other menial jobs. Nice to know things don't change.

As to the Tax, it is customary to pay tax in the area you work in but in this case we will have to switch to help with the TRNC economy.

you've really lost it haven't you. Anyway, my offer still stands, anytime one of your sons wants to cut my grass I'll fire one of the pontians and hire him straigh away.

You certainly haven’t, you've had it since 1960. I would get it seen to if I was you; it will not go away by itself. It could also be genetic, inbreeding and all that old boy.

[DT.]

In fact I am moving back into RoC with my 7 wives and 56 kids to register as unemployed next week. I hope I can live on what they pay and all that.

Err, maybe it's time we discussed partition...

Don't be stupid! 56 kids!! Bring em over


(you realise how diluted the cheap labour market will be with Yfred's offspring? They'll be cutting our grass for 1 Euro/week)

We've already got 6 trying to mow the same lawn...

Its great ain't it?

Mine looks like Wembley now with the cool alternating lines.

Yfred clan never worked for GCs. Infact old man Yfred used to employ Bafitis, before you lot forced TC off their land and from 63 onwards he didn't employ another GC, not that he was racist you understand.

I'm not racist Yfred, I'll employ anyone of your kids.

Which one would you employ, the Doctor or the Lawyer? Is there a minimum wage practiced in RoC. I guess there would be two, one for GCs and another for the rest. No racism you understand.
Back to square one 1960 and the practice of RoC employing TCs as cleaners and other menial jobs. Nice to know things don't change.

As to the Tax, it is customary to pay tax in the area you work in but in this case we will have to switch to help with the TRNC economy.

you've really lost it haven't you. Anyway, my offer still stands, anytime one of your sons wants to cut my grass I'll fire one of the pontians and hire him straigh away.

You certainly haven’t, you've had it since 1960. I would get it seen to if I was you; it will not go away by itself. It could also be genetic, inbreeding and all that old boy.

No need to bring his own lawnmower. I've got my own (its a little hi-tech but I'll explain it to him.)

[YFred]

In fact I am moving back into RoC with my 7 wives and 56 kids to register as unemployed next week. I hope I can live on what they pay and all that.

Err, maybe it's time we discussed partition...

Don't be stupid! 56 kids!! Bring em over


(you realise how diluted the cheap labour market will be with Yfred's offspring? They'll be cutting our grass for 1 Euro/week)

We've already got 6 trying to mow the same lawn...

Its great ain't it?

Mine looks like Wembley now with the cool alternating lines.

Yfred clan never worked for GCs. Infact old man Yfred used to employ Bafitis, before you lot forced TC off their land and from 63 onwards he didn't employ another GC, not that he was racist you understand.

I'm not racist Yfred, I'll employ anyone of your kids.

Which one would you employ, the Doctor or the Lawyer? Is there a minimum wage practiced in RoC. I guess there would be two, one for GCs and another for the rest. No racism you understand.
Back to square one 1960 and the practice of RoC employing TCs as cleaners and other menial jobs. Nice to know things don't change.

As to the Tax, it is customary to pay tax in the area you work in but in this case we will have to switch to help with the TRNC economy.

you've really lost it haven't you. Anyway, my offer still stands, anytime one of your sons wants to cut my grass I'll fire one of the pontians and hire him straigh away.

You certainly haven’t, you've had it since 1960. I would get it seen to if I was you; it will not go away by itself. It could also be genetic, inbreeding and all that old boy.

No need to bring his own lawnmower. I've got my own (its a little hi-tech but I'll explain it to him.)

Oh OK then, but there are a few conditions:
Their safety must be guarantied by Turkey
You must promise not to use them as target practice
Or test your bread oven temperature with them in it
Or the sharpness of your mincing machine?
If you reapeat the above with your signature then we have a deal.
How does that sound?

[EPSILON]

In fact I am moving back into RoC with my 7 wives and 56 kids to register as unemployed next week. I hope I can live on what they pay and all that.

Err, maybe it's time we discussed partition...

Don't be stupid! 56 kids!! Bring em over


(you realise how diluted the cheap labour market will be with Yfred's offspring? They'll be cutting our grass for 1 Euro/week)

We've already got 6 trying to mow the same lawn...

Its great ain't it?

Mine looks like Wembley now with the cool alternating lines.

Yfred clan never worked for GCs. Infact old man Yfred used to employ Bafitis, before you lot forced TC off their land and from 63 onwards he didn't employ another GC, not that he was racist you understand.

I'm not racist Yfred, I'll employ anyone of your kids.

Which one would you employ, the Doctor or the Lawyer? Is there a minimum wage practiced in RoC. I guess there would be two, one for GCs and another for the rest. No racism you understand.
Back to square one 1960 and the practice of RoC employing TCs as cleaners and other menial jobs. Nice to know things don't change.

As to the Tax, it is customary to pay tax in the area you work in but in this case we will have to switch to help with the TRNC economy.

you've really lost it haven't you. Anyway, my offer still stands, anytime one of your sons wants to cut my grass I'll fire one of the pontians and hire him straigh away.

You certainly haven’t, you've had it since 1960. I would get it seen to if I was you; it will not go away by itself. It could also be genetic, inbreeding and all that old boy.

No need to bring his own lawnmower. I've got my own (its a little hi-tech but I'll explain it to him.)

Oh OK then, but there are a few conditions:
Their safety must be guarantied by Turkey
You must promise not to use them as target practice
Or test your bread oven temperature with them in it
Or the sharpness of your mincing machine?
If you reapeat the above with your signature then we have a deal.
How does that sound?

It seems you reached an agreement exempt item 2. This will be allowed at least (targets)

[YFred]

In fact I am moving back into RoC with my 7 wives and 56 kids to register as unemployed next week. I hope I can live on what they pay and all that.

Err, maybe it's time we discussed partition...

Don't be stupid! 56 kids!! Bring em over


(you realise how diluted the cheap labour market will be with Yfred's offspring? They'll be cutting our grass for 1 Euro/week)

We've already got 6 trying to mow the same lawn...

Its great ain't it?

Mine looks like Wembley now with the cool alternating lines.

Yfred clan never worked for GCs. Infact old man Yfred used to employ Bafitis, before you lot forced TC off their land and from 63 onwards he didn't employ another GC, not that he was racist you understand.

I'm not racist Yfred, I'll employ anyone of your kids.

Which one would you employ, the Doctor or the Lawyer? Is there a minimum wage practiced in RoC. I guess there would be two, one for GCs and another for the rest. No racism you understand.
Back to square one 1960 and the practice of RoC employing TCs as cleaners and other menial jobs. Nice to know things don't change.

As to the Tax, it is customary to pay tax in the area you work in but in this case we will have to switch to help with the TRNC economy.

you've really lost it haven't you. Anyway, my offer still stands, anytime one of your sons wants to cut my grass I'll fire one of the pontians and hire him straigh away.

You certainly haven’t, you've had it since 1960. I would get it seen to if I was you; it will not go away by itself. It could also be genetic, inbreeding and all that old boy.

No need to bring his own lawnmower. I've got my own (its a little hi-tech but I'll explain it to him.)

Oh OK then, but there are a few conditions:
Their safety must be guarantied by Turkey
You must promise not to use them as target practice
Or test your bread oven temperature with them in it
Or the sharpness of your mincing machine?
If you reapeat the above with your signature then we have a deal.
How does that sound?

It seems you reached an agreement exempt item 2. This will be allowed at least (targets)

No No No. I now have developed the old GC mentality. All or nothing, that’s the new YFred mentality.

[EPSILON]

In fact I am moving back into RoC with my 7 wives and 56 kids to register as unemployed next week. I hope I can live on what they pay and all that.

Err, maybe it's time we discussed partition...

Don't be stupid! 56 kids!! Bring em over


(you realise how diluted the cheap labour market will be with Yfred's offspring? They'll be cutting our grass for 1 Euro/week)

We've already got 6 trying to mow the same lawn...

Its great ain't it?

Mine looks like Wembley now with the cool alternating lines.

Yfred clan never worked for GCs. Infact old man Yfred used to employ Bafitis, before you lot forced TC off their land and from 63 onwards he didn't employ another GC, not that he was racist you understand.

I'm not racist Yfred, I'll employ anyone of your kids.

Which one would you employ, the Doctor or the Lawyer? Is there a minimum wage practiced in RoC. I guess there would be two, one for GCs and another for the rest. No racism you understand.
Back to square one 1960 and the practice of RoC employing TCs as cleaners and other menial jobs. Nice to know things don't change.

As to the Tax, it is customary to pay tax in the area you work in but in this case we will have to switch to help with the TRNC economy.

you've really lost it haven't you. Anyway, my offer still stands, anytime one of your sons wants to cut my grass I'll fire one of the pontians and hire him straigh away.

You certainly haven’t, you've had it since 1960. I would get it seen to if I was you; it will not go away by itself. It could also be genetic, inbreeding and all that old boy.

No need to bring his own lawnmower. I've got my own (its a little hi-tech but I'll explain it to him.)

Oh OK then, but there are a few conditions:
Their safety must be guarantied by Turkey
You must promise not to use them as target practice
Or test your bread oven temperature with them in it
Or the sharpness of your mincing machine?
If you reapeat the above with your signature then we have a deal.
How does that sound?

It seems you reached an agreement exempt item 2. This will be allowed at least (targets)

No No No. I now have developed the old GC mentality. All or nothing, that’s the new YFred mentality.

Ok then we can proceed and we will just not inform you about the targets