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[yialousa1971]

Last week I had a little accident at work and cut my head open. I had to go to hospital and they glued my broken head back together. Here's some pictures of my head before it got fixed.

[Oracle]

OMG Yialousa ... that is really gross!


So, who hit you?

[denizaksulu]

Yialoussa, you promised me to keep quiet.

Looks nasty!!

[denizaksulu]

I let slip an Acetylene cylinder through its trolley. It skidded down a stone staircase to the floor below. The flow controls broke off but the cylinder was otherwise undamaged. We use the Acetylene for Mass Spec. I do not want to think about what could have happened, but I was in shock for a long time. That was 30 years ago. Bloody hell time flies.

[cyprusgeoff]

The absolute worst thing I ever did was......Going!

[Svetlana]

Sleep with a subordinate...I was going to say 'underling' but I cannot quite remember the physical details


ANON

[baby-come-fly-with-me]

The worst thing I did at work was quite funny but gross at the time being a beauty therapist and about to give a massage for a client, I had a terrible cold and couldnt spend the whole duration of the treatment sniffing!! so i put my thinking cap on (as you do) and plugged my nose with cotton wool, it worked a treat and the client had no idea!!!!

[kafenes]

Sleep with a subordinate...I was going to say 'underling' but I cannot quite remember the physical details


ANON

A subordinate? Is that an army rank?

[eleni]

Many, many moons ago I worked for the AN bank, behind the counter, one day we girls were chatting and one of them said that one of the customers an older lady had offered her an old camel colored coat and when she described it well no wonder she had polity refused. A little while later an old boy came in wearing knee high boots a sort of overall and a woolly hat (very sort of Peruvian) with tassels hanging over his ears, but to make things worse he was wearing an old camel coat much too small for him the sleeves reached his elbows, I looked round at my co-worker and said ah! there's your coat & with that went in to a fit of laughter which continued even when the old boy came to my window I just couldn't stop (I was dying with embarrassment hoping he wouldn't think I was laughing at him) My manager who saw what was going on kept telling me to shut up! & the more I tried the worse it got, tears running down my face. It wasn't the old boy it was the coat, even now thinking about it makes me cringe.

[Sotos]

Last week I had a little accident at work and cut my head open. I had to go to hospital and they glued my broken head back together.

You should have told them to use screws, and tie them well!!