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[SSBubbles]

He looks so Cypriot ...

WHAT? Now I know you are really nuts!

[SSBubbles]

[quote="Talisker"]Of course, this twinning twixt Scotland and Cyprus is pefectly apt - just three similarities:
1. We have the magnificent red deer, the monarch of the glen, and you have the sheep, or is it a goat, the shy and timid moufflon!
2. We shoot and eat the red grouse, a bird capable of 80 mph on the wing, and you catch sparrows on glued sticks then pickle and eat 'em!
3. We have the silvery Atlantic salmon, a wonder of nature with its ability to navigate the ocean and return to spawn in the river of its own hatching into life, and you have the sardine! [/quote}

Great comparisons. Did you marry a Cypriot perchance?

[denizaksulu]

Of course, this twinning twixt Scotland and Cyprus is pefectly apt - just three similarities:
1. We have the magnificent red deer, the monarch of the glen, and you have the sheep, or is it a goat, the shy and timid moufflon!
2. We shoot and eat the red grouse, a bird capable of 80 mph on the wing, and you catch sparrows on glued sticks then pickle and eat 'em!
3. We have the silvery Atlantic salmon, a wonder of nature with its ability to navigate the ocean and return to spawn in the river of its own hatching into life, and you have the sardine! [/quote}

Great comparisons. Did you marry a Cypriot perchance?

Do you think he is crazy?

[SSBubbles]

Of course, this twinning twixt Scotland and Cyprus is pefectly apt - just three similarities:1. We have the magnificent red deer, the monarch of the glen, and you have the sheep, or is it a goat, the shy and timid moufflon!
2. We shoot and eat the red grouse, a bird capable of 80 mph on the wing, and you catch sparrows on glued sticks then pickle and eat 'em!
3. We have the silvery Atlantic salmon, a wonder of nature with its ability to navigate the ocean and return to spawn in the river of its own hatching into life, and you have the sardine! [/quote}
Great comparisons. Did you marry a Cypriot perchance?

Do you think he is crazy?

No, he sounds fairly sensible! (for a man!)


wonder what his answer is though........................!

[SSBubbles]

WEE SCOTTISH JOKE -
On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in Glasgow were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through".
So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through".
The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

Then, with all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are married to blondes always exhibit, the husband replied "Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time?"

To show no bias - I will post a 'Cypriot' joke soon!

[denizaksulu]

Of course, this twinning twixt Scotland and Cyprus is pefectly apt - just three similarities:1. We have the magnificent red deer, the monarch of the glen, and you have the sheep, or is it a goat, the shy and timid moufflon!
2. We shoot and eat the red grouse, a bird capable of 80 mph on the wing, and you catch sparrows on glued sticks then pickle and eat 'em!
3. We have the silvery Atlantic salmon, a wonder of nature with its ability to navigate the ocean and return to spawn in the river of its own hatching into life, and you have the sardine! [/quote}
Great comparisons. Did you marry a Cypriot perchance?

Do you think he is crazy?

No, he sounds fairly sensible! (for a man!)

I wonder if he looks like Sean?

[SSBubbles]

I wonder if he looks like Sean?

Bean, Penn or Paul?

[denizaksulu]

I wonder if he looks like Sean?

Bean, Penn or Paul?

Connery

[Talisker]

Currently we're both rubbish at football although one of the nations has a glorious (distant) history with clubs winning the major European trophies and the national team regularly qualifying for the World Cup.

[SSBubbles]

I wonder if he looks like Sean?

Bean, Penn or Paul?

Connery