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How I became a moslim on the 6st of November 2008

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How I became a moslim on the 6st of November 2008

Postby Turan Tankgirl » Sat May 30, 2009 3:34 am

A Question first : is it enough for a grown up man/woman, healthy of mind and body, to speak the shahadad in front of at least two male or four female witnesses idem healthy ? Just to do that on any pleace you like. For instance in the Tekke ?

*I was there ever. In the Tekke. Not outside but INSIDE this small place. We were there for a week in a apartmentcomplex direct on the seashore. The Tekke stood behind [hekken] amidst some household garbage [prikkeldraad] there was a lot of scrumble. The Tekke was full of graphiti. A blue I know now was/is e grecian blue. I was curious. Why ? My father could have visited ever the Tekke. My mother died in april 1975. The jear 1970 something was the third and last time she visited Cyprus/Kibris. The first time as guardian angel of a rich jewish lady. They were en route to Palestina to see the Holy Places who once belonged to the Ottomans till one day

[1] Empereur Napoleon III of France demanded [op hoge toon opeisen] the [bestuur ?} of the Holy Places from the Sultan []
[2] Napoleon III is the illegitimate son of the King of Holland and Hortense de Bauharnais

[3] The rich jewish lady was a jew of turkish nationality anyway she had a turkish pass [verlopen 1943] My grandmother met her in 1943 in the Hague. On the edge of the more or less jewish quarter. The tenants before them had left in 1942. Jews. In our street was only one lady over. A real old turkish lady and a beauty in her days . High educated. As high educated Hortense de Beauharnai. French. No Dutch of course. To speak Dutch even in her ambiance was even impossible as [link to what's his name tell me please] We have http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BLhLDBDfHE You have [ you know who I mean [showe me]

Speaking Kurdis Dutch, Simple Inglish, says Glasgonians to German instead of V.Battenberg.

*V.Battenberg is not van Battenberg or von Battenberg. The bloodfather of the man who wass responsible for millions of death. The Krim Oorlog

Frenche a lot of French. Not quite fluently turkish anyway but enough to order a cup of HazerBaba's Premium BIand Karadeniz Hahaztjietjie Black Sea Hazel Nuts Tea. I do know nothing about the lady. My mother admired her but se had allways the feeling that she [personeel] was We were born 9 months after the last day from my mother op do nothing about that lady. She was a mashadi

Mashadi
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People who trace themselves back to Mashad Iran, and mostly currently reside in Great Neck, NY. They are all mad rich cause they're extremely smart, and not lazy. They are mostly hated by the Tehrans, or the Tehranis, due to a jealousy unknown because they are not normal, but probably cause we're much better then them at Basketball, and just better in general.
Terhan: "Eh, SHABBAT SHALOM!!!" (disgusting and thick persian accent).
Mashadi: "It's Tuesday you fuckin retard."
rich smart gifted athletic ballin intelligent mashad meshed meshedi mashadi
by Ronaldo Jan 15, 2007 share this
2. mashadi 12 up, 23 down love it hate it

I term used for person whose family once originated from a town called Mashad in Iran. They are by far the most primitive member of the society, they tend to be slow, bald (even the women), and seriously fugly. They only marry each other as no one else would have them. An only child in a mashadi family will normally stay single as they have no sister/brother to marry. They are known to travel and purchase in hordes as they lack imagination and to get better prices. Most mashadi's use viagra and can't read or write.
Honest, I am not mashadi!
Ok, so I'm fugly and mashadi, viagra still works for me.
meshadi marshadi fugly ugly iranian iran persian
by Bob Fielder Sep 13, 2006 share this
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People that are from Iran. They all live in Great Neck, NY. They all are rich and have expensive cars. (ex. mercedes bens). They are generally cheap because of the fact that they are Jewish and Persian, but mostly they have money. They all are either Jewelers or Rug Dealers. They are known for marrying their cousins. That is why they are all related and their are 726 Hakimians. They spend their saturdays in the park and kenisa(temple)
Behrooz: Yo, why did Firooz marry his cousin?
Bijan: Oh, hes mashadi.
mashadi persians tehrani iran great neck.
by Yossi D May 6, 2006 share this
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A term used for person whose family once originated from a town called Mashad in Iran. They are by far the most primitive members of the society, they tend to be slow, bald (even the women), and seriously fugly. They only marry each other as no one else would have them. An only child in a mashadi family will normally stay single as they have no sister/brother to marry. They are known to travel and purchase in hordes as they lack imagination and to get better prices. Most mashadi's use viagra and can't read or write.
Honest, I am not mashadi!
Ok, so I'm fugly and mashadi, viagra still works for me.
meshadi marshadi fugly ugly iranian iran persian
by FIK Sep 28, 2006 share this

STAY TUNED

Ze zouden vanaf Istanbul of Ankara http://ingeb.org/songs/partantp.html
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Postby paliometoxo » Sat May 30, 2009 5:11 am

en mas koftei ra... cyprus is not muslim ra palavi piene sta tourjoika pou tous koftei
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Postby Turan Tankgirl » Sat May 30, 2009 5:54 pm

paliometoxo wrote:en mas koftei ra... cyprus is not muslim ra palavi piene sta tourjoika pou tous koftei


Please tell me in simple English what you said. I do not speak Turkish or Greec but i believe that the man we were looking for was a aleviet from Chania who stranded in Cyprus. Not out of the blue but out of the Turkish diaspora. Tripoli, Albania, Creete. Granma told me that he never had been to Turkey. He spoke Greec fluently and of course simple English and Turkish.
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Postby Get Real! » Sat May 30, 2009 6:08 pm

Your post makes ZERO impact on the reader. You start out of the blue about something called “shahadad” and assume that a predominantly Christian people know what you’re talking about!

Looking further down, it’s a bunch of loosely based or totally irrelevant bits and pieces (quotes?)… :?

Finally, you ask readers to “stay tuned”!!! What for?

All I can say is you’re wasting your time with nonsense.
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Postby Wingnut » Sat May 30, 2009 8:35 pm

yadda yadda yadda

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Postby RichardB » Sat May 30, 2009 10:09 pm

The third deviation on the 6th out of the triangle insists on the past person Greco - Turco generation to be pleased with the ZZX principle over the 5th

But the uncle of the turco jewish familes came before the time of the master Napoleon and joined circumstancially with the leader of the muslim tribes and henceforth

absolute hareem is the discovery of only the selected few as is written in the old books of the days before

the frenche of the people of the strasse the old lay lived did not speak ill of the golden one whose time was ending before the last rite of the hoards from the east

the poat of your agreement becomes absolutelt then as the only one
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