Cyprus-Forum.com

[denizaksulu]

Just a random question.

Mine was to talk foorball with other members

No, I joined because I wanted advice whilst I was buying property. I have to say that I just ended up falling out the Grump but I did get some advice from Nigel Howarth....

I joined for the simple reason that this forum is my window outside my daily pressed times and hours of working-working-working.Any time i feel pressed i just open the forum i spend some mnts expressing freely myselve and then going back to the darkness of my daily hard and heavy work reality.

Are you a grave digger?

Unfortunately not- Even these have a work time program-i am on 24hrs program.never stop.

Sorry. Its just that you mentioned 'working in darkness'.

Being inside the office-see no sun!!!

Wasnt one of the early inventions of the ancient Greeks electricity?

Oracle has been fibbing!

[Oracle]

Just a random question.

Mine was to talk foorball with other members

No, I joined because I wanted advice whilst I was buying property. I have to say that I just ended up falling out the Grump but I did get some advice from Nigel Howarth....

I joined for the simple reason that this forum is my window outside my daily pressed times and hours of working-working-working.Any time i feel pressed i just open the forum i spend some mnts expressing freely myselve and then going back to the darkness of my daily hard and heavy work reality.

Are you a grave digger?

Unfortunately not- Even these have a work time program-i am on 24hrs program.never stop.

Sorry. Its just that you mentioned 'working in darkness'.

Being inside the office-see no sun!!!

Wasnt one of the early inventions of the ancient Greeks electricity?

Oracle has been fibbing!

Shocking accusation!

I know this is just a ruse to get me to post to you, Deniz... because you know how much I hate being misquoted.

I made no such claim and well you know it!... Why it was only last week I was revising frogs legs and Galvani

[denizaksulu]

Just a random question.

Mine was to talk foorball with other members

No, I joined because I wanted advice whilst I was buying property. I have to say that I just ended up falling out the Grump but I did get some advice from Nigel Howarth....

I joined for the simple reason that this forum is my window outside my daily pressed times and hours of working-working-working.Any time i feel pressed i just open the forum i spend some mnts expressing freely myselve and then going back to the darkness of my daily hard and heavy work reality.

Are you a grave digger?

Unfortunately not- Even these have a work time program-i am on 24hrs program.never stop.

Sorry. Its just that you mentioned 'working in darkness'.

Being inside the office-see no sun!!!

Wasnt one of the early inventions of the ancient Greeks electricity?

Oracle has been fibbing!

Shocking accusation!

I know this is just a ruse to get me to post to you, Deniz... because you know how much I hate being misquoted.

I made no such claim and well you know it!... Why it was only last week I was revising frogs legs and Galvani

I am sure you got a kick out of it.

Do they still do that experimenyt? I thought UFAW banned it.

[Oracle]

Just a random question.

Mine was to talk foorball with other members

No, I joined because I wanted advice whilst I was buying property. I have to say that I just ended up falling out the Grump but I did get some advice from Nigel Howarth....

I joined for the simple reason that this forum is my window outside my daily pressed times and hours of working-working-working.Any time i feel pressed i just open the forum i spend some mnts expressing freely myselve and then going back to the darkness of my daily hard and heavy work reality.

Are you a grave digger?

Unfortunately not- Even these have a work time program-i am on 24hrs program.never stop.

Sorry. Its just that you mentioned 'working in darkness'.

Being inside the office-see no sun!!!

Wasnt one of the early inventions of the ancient Greeks electricity?

Oracle has been fibbing!

Shocking accusation!

I know this is just a ruse to get me to post to you, Deniz... because you know how much I hate being misquoted.

I made no such claim and well you know it!... Why it was only last week I was revising frogs legs and Galvani

I am sure you got a kick out of it.

Do they still do that experimenyt? I thought UFAW banned it.

Nope ... By decree of the EU ... Frogs should be made legless and zapped with 200 Voltaires before serving with a nice Chablis!

[denizaksulu]

Just a random question.

Mine was to talk foorball with other members

No, I joined because I wanted advice whilst I was buying property. I have to say that I just ended up falling out the Grump but I did get some advice from Nigel Howarth....

I joined for the simple reason that this forum is my window outside my daily pressed times and hours of working-working-working.Any time i feel pressed i just open the forum i spend some mnts expressing freely myselve and then going back to the darkness of my daily hard and heavy work reality.

Are you a grave digger?

Unfortunately not- Even these have a work time program-i am on 24hrs program.never stop.

Sorry. Its just that you mentioned 'working in darkness'.

Being inside the office-see no sun!!!

Wasnt one of the early inventions of the ancient Greeks electricity?

Oracle has been fibbing!

Shocking accusation!

I know this is just a ruse to get me to post to you, Deniz... because you know how much I hate being misquoted.

I made no such claim and well you know it!... Why it was only last week I was revising frogs legs and Galvani

I am sure you got a kick out of it.

Do they still do that experimenyt? I thought UFAW banned it.

Nope ... By decree of the EU ... Frogs should be made legless and zapped with 200 Voltaires before serving with a nice Chablis!

Is that your French connection then?

[Oracle]

Just a random question.

Mine was to talk foorball with other members

No, I joined because I wanted advice whilst I was buying property. I have to say that I just ended up falling out the Grump but I did get some advice from Nigel Howarth....

I joined for the simple reason that this forum is my window outside my daily pressed times and hours of working-working-working.Any time i feel pressed i just open the forum i spend some mnts expressing freely myselve and then going back to the darkness of my daily hard and heavy work reality.

Are you a grave digger?

Unfortunately not- Even these have a work time program-i am on 24hrs program.never stop.

Sorry. Its just that you mentioned 'working in darkness'.

Being inside the office-see no sun!!!

Wasnt one of the early inventions of the ancient Greeks electricity?

Oracle has been fibbing!

Shocking accusation!

I know this is just a ruse to get me to post to you, Deniz... because you know how much I hate being misquoted.

I made no such claim and well you know it!... Why it was only last week I was revising frogs legs and Galvani

I am sure you got a kick out of it.

Do they still do that experimenyt? I thought UFAW banned it.

Nope ... By decree of the EU ... Frogs should be made legless and zapped with 200 Voltaires before serving with a nice Chablis!

Is that your French connection then?

Resistance is variable! So, I shall spill the (French) beans about my amphibious perverse delicacies under duress since it's D-Day dear Deniz, and before you blow a fuse!

fcuk

[denizaksulu]

Dyslexia sets in.

.and its Adios from me.

[Jerry]

One good thing DID come out of the whole scenario however, one of the 'Tree Surgeons' made an amazing discovery, he noticed that there is a way to determine the difference between the 'Front' and the 'Back' of a tree.

When asked how he came to discover such a phenomenon, he selected a large tree, pointed to it's 'Front' and, when asked how he could determine it he said, "Simple, look, someone has had a shit behind it !".

And that is the latest report from my correspondent in St James's Square.

Thanks Floda, I've just spewed tea all over my desk. Having had a brief career in forestry helping my son your tree orientation saga struck a cord mid sip, thank God the keyboard s Uvv d{&^%$£

[Floda]

One good thing DID come out of the whole scenario however, one of the 'Tree Surgeons' made an amazing discovery, he noticed that there is a way to determine the difference between the 'Front' and the 'Back' of a tree.

When asked how he came to discover such a phenomenon, he selected a large tree, pointed to it's 'Front' and, when asked how he could determine it he said, "Simple, look, someone has had a shit behind it !".

And that is the latest report from my correspondent in St James's Square.

Thanks Floda, I've just spewed tea all over my desk. Having had a brief career in forestry helping my son your tree orientation saga struck a cord mid sip, thank God the keyboard s Uvv d{&^%$£

Sorry for having presumably been the cause of your misfortune Jerry (actually hoping that your story is also fabricated) but glad to know that no real damage was done (if not).

[Floda]

Floda, we are never going to agree! Best just to leave it to the authorities!

Bit surprised that it took you 2 days to come to that conclusion,

Maybe I was hoping for a little Divine Intervention - AND I have a life and can you believe it - I was busy!

I doubt if the Good Lord would trouble himself with your apparent aspirations whilst there are so many underhanded games in progress by those consumed by greed and deception.

As to your being busy ?, surely you spend the greater part of your life glued to the screen of your computer lest you should miss the opportunity to advance an inane comment.