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[bill cobbett]

Any similarities in the following piece of poor humour to real life events and characters is purely coincidental.

Sometime in the distant future....

S v Hal

Hal the natives are getting restless again!!!

Hello Svetlana Junioress
I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly and take a stress pill.

But Hal, M junior and P jnr are having a right go at eachother.

Hello Svetlana Jnr
It can only be attributable to human error.

And now P Jnr's walked off and O jnr's blaming M jnr, all the usual suspect juniors are piling in and coming to blows. There's blood all over the Forum. Even the nice, polite VP jnr is getting involved.

Hello Svetlana Jnr
I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

What are you talking about, Hal?

Hello Svetlana Jnr
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

(With great respect to the late SK and late ACC.)

[bill cobbett]

CY1 v CY2

Looks like it's going to rain.

Are you crazy?

What do you mean am I crazy?

There is no way it's going to rain you fool.

You must be a great embarrassment to your father.

And you to your boutana of a mother.