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Postby bill cobbett » Sun May 24, 2009 4:03 pm

RB vs DT vs GR

At the ForumBBQ earlier this year

RB .."any firelighters koumpare?"
DT .."no, use some petrolao je n'apsousin"
RB .."petrol? OK then file"
GR .."Put on some more petrolao reh poushtoenglesso yia na apsousin kala! "
RB .. "more petrol?"
Soon after.....
NicosiaFireMan .."eisastin je ee tries sas belli ( all three of you are plonkers)
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Postby SSBubbles » Sun May 24, 2009 4:08 pm

Oracle wrote:Deniz's one is a bit boring! :roll:


That's CF for you! :lol:
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Postby bill cobbett » Sun May 24, 2009 4:25 pm

Z vs VP

My rights blah blah
1963 veto blah blah
Makarios children blah blah
1963 don't trust the "gcs" partition blah blah
Grivas enosis eoka blah blah
1963 Eurovision good 'tc" singer blah blah
Land Buffer Zone my rights again blah blah
1963, life-belts guarantees blah blah
Simpson size of my nose! blah blah
1963 size of my nose too! blah blah
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun May 24, 2009 4:30 pm

Oracle wrote:Deniz's one is a bit boring! :roll:



I agree. The most boring posters on the CF are Piratis and Sotos. :lol:
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Postby bill cobbett » Sun May 24, 2009 4:59 pm

Halil vs Halil

President Mehmet Ali Toilet opened the World Worm Charmers Championships in Girne, welcoming participants from Turkey, Turkey and Turkey, he criticised Mr Christofias .........


President Mehmet Ali Toilet opened the International Snail Racing Competition in Girne, welcoming participants from Turkey, Turkey and Turkey, he criticised Mr Christofias .........



President Mehmet Ali Toilet opened the Symposium of Rat Breeders in Girne, welcoming participants from Turkey, Turkey and Turkey, he criticised Mr Christofias .........



President Mehmet Ali Toilet went about his ablutions this morning, in a speech through the bathroom door he criticised Mr Christofias for ......


etc etc
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Postby RichardB » Sun May 24, 2009 5:02 pm

bill cobbett wrote:Halil vs Halil

President Mehmet Ali Toilet opened the World Worm Charmers Championships in Girne, welcoming participants from Turkey, Turkey and Turkey, he criticised Mr Christofias .........


President Mehmet Ali Toilet opened the International Snail Racing Competition in Girne, welcoming participants from Turkey, Turkey and Turkey, he criticised Mr Christofias .........



President Mehmet Ali Toilet opened the Symposium of Rat Breeders in Girne, welcoming participants from Turkey, Turkey and Turkey, he criticised Mr Christofias .........



President Mehmet Ali Toilet went about his ablutions this morning, in a speech through the bathroom door he criticised Mr Christofias for ......


etc etc


Excellent young cobbett :lol: :lol:
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Postby RichardB » Sun May 24, 2009 5:03 pm

bill cobbett wrote:RB vs DT vs GR

At the ForumBBQ earlier this year

RB .."any firelighters koumpare?"
DT .."no, use some petrolao je n'apsousin"
RB .."petrol? OK then file"
GR .."Put on some more petrolao reh poushtoenglesso yia na apsousin kala! "
RB .. "more petrol?"
Soon after.....
NicosiaFireMan .."eisastin je ee tries sas belli ( all three of you are plonkers)


I still dont 'get it' :?: :?:
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Postby bill cobbett » Sun May 24, 2009 5:08 pm

RichardB wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:RB vs DT vs GR

At the ForumBBQ earlier this year

RB .."any firelighters koumpare?"
DT .."no, use some petrolao je n'apsousin"
RB .."petrol? OK then file"
GR .."Put on some more petrolao reh poushtoenglesso yia na apsousin kala! "
RB .. "more petrol?"
Soon after.....
NicosiaFireMan .."eisastin je ee tries sas belli ( all three of you are plonkers)


I still dont 'get it' :?: :?:


petrolao = diesel , often used to start bbqs, reasonably safe to use (imho)

petrol (sounds similar) = petrol = can be explosive mistake

(apsousin = to light)
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Postby bill cobbett » Sun May 24, 2009 5:32 pm

er.....

Halil vs Palio

Addressing the world's press from Turkey and the tnct through his bathroom window, whilst battling with his constipation, President Ali Mehmet Toilet criticised Mr Christofias .....

lol tha dou shesso eyo

Later, in a press conference to international journalists from bayrak, turkstat1 and turkstat2, President Mehmet Ali Toilet went on to criticise Mr Christofias......

lol lambron na don kapsee
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Postby Get Real! » Sun May 24, 2009 5:32 pm

Young Cobbett, please take note of the following…

Diesel = Petrolao

Petrol = Bezina

It’s a common mistake for people to assume that Petrol is “Petrolao” due to the obvious similarity.
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