We must be kind
And with an open mind
We must endeavour to find
A way-
To let the TCs know that when the war is over
They are not the ones who'll have to pay.
We must be sweet-
And tactful and discreet
And when they've suffered defeat
We mustn't let
Them feel upset
Or ever get
The feeling that we're cross with them or hate them,
Our future policy must be to reinstate them.
Don't let's be beastly to the Turks
When our victory is ultimately won,
It was just those nasty Nazis who persuaded them to fight
And their Bedlum and Bark are really far worse than their bite
Let's be meek to them-
And turn the other cheek to them
And try to bring out their latent sense of fun.
Let's give them full air parity-
And treat the rats with charity,
But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.
We must be just-
And win their love and trust
And in additon we must
Be wise
And ask the conquered lands to join our hands to aid them.
That would be a wonderful surprise.
For many years-
They've been in floods of tears
Because the poor little dears
Have been so wronged and only longed
To cheat the world,
Deplete the world
And beat
The world to blazes.
This is the moment when we ought to sing their praises.
Don't let's be beastly to the Huns
When we've definately got them on the run-
Let us treat them very kindly as we would a valued friend
We might send them out some Bishops as a form of lease and lend,
Let's be sweet to them-
And day by day repeat to them
That 'ethnic cleansing' simply isn't done.
Let's help the dirty swine again-
To occupy Asia Minor again,
But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.
Don't let's be beastly to the Turks
When the age of peace and plenty has begun.
We must send them steel and oil and coal and everything they need
For their peaceable intentions can be always guaranteed.
Let's employ with them a sort of 'strength through joy' with them,
They're better than us at honest manly fun.
Let's let them feel they're swell again and bomb us all to hell again,
But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.
Don't let's be beastly to the Huns
For you can't deprive a ganster of his gun
Though they've been a little naughty to the Armenians, Greeks and Kurds
But I don't suppose those countries really minded very much
Let's be free with them and share the B.B.C. with them.
We mustn't prevent them basking in the sun.
Let's soften their defeat again-and build their bloody fleet again,
But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.
by Get Real! » Sun May 17, 2009 6:47 pm 
Please don't ask him provocative questions like that. He'll post his whole bloody life story again for the 237th time! 
