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Postby Kifeas » Sun May 10, 2009 10:27 pm

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anna-sh wrote:i am all for reunification but these people who are bringing investors in from dubai & austria & Turkey are determined the north will be an annex to Turkey... wonder whos land this is going to built on... :(


As long as the UN, the EU and international law remain in place, there is as much of a probability the occupied northern part of Cyprus will ever (de jure) be annexed to Turkey or become recognized as a separate entity; as there is a probability for George Grivas to rise from his tomb, undergo a sunnet, become a Moslem and a Turk, and then become the president and the new Ataturk of Turkey. Of course there is always the possibility that indeed the UN, the EU and international law will cease to exist one day, however, for this to be the case, we most likely will also be packing up and migrating to another planet due to be nearing the end of planet earth.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

You didn't leave much wiggle room for any possibilities, have you, Kifeas.? :lol: :lol:

I would have thought that just for Grivas returning back from the dead would have been enough of improbability, but you went much further than that.! :lol: :lol:

Just so that the NeoPartitionists are not disheartened to a point of wanting to commit suicide with your list of improbabilities in achieving recognition or annexation by Turkey, I want to throw them a "lifeline of a chance" that Grivas may come back from the dead and that he may want to have a sünnet also, therefore, I have just the place for him to get the right outfit for the occasion.! :lol: :lol:


Actually, I did some statistical calculations and figured out that even though there is one in a billion probability that Grivas may indeed come back from the dead; there is only one in a trillion he will accept to have a sonnet and become a Moslem and a Turk, and only one in a zillion he will also become accepted by Turks as their new Ataturk. Now, multiply a billion by a trillion, and then by a zillion, and you will find out how many light years of probability there is. :lol: :lol: :lol:


You sound really worried therefore placed so many impossibilites in the way.


It is only because we managed to legally tie and chain the non-recognition and non-annexation so well, that is impossible for it to escape.
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Postby YFred » Sun May 10, 2009 10:48 pm

Kifeas wrote:
Kikapu wrote:
Kifeas wrote:
anna-sh wrote:i am all for reunification but these people who are bringing investors in from dubai & austria & Turkey are determined the north will be an annex to Turkey... wonder whos land this is going to built on... :(


As long as the UN, the EU and international law remain in place, there is as much of a probability the occupied northern part of Cyprus will ever (de jure) be annexed to Turkey or become recognized as a separate entity; as there is a probability for George Grivas to rise from his tomb, undergo a sunnet, become a Moslem and a Turk, and then become the president and the new Ataturk of Turkey. Of course there is always the possibility that indeed the UN, the EU and international law will cease to exist one day, however, for this to be the case, we most likely will also be packing up and migrating to another planet due to be nearing the end of planet earth.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

You didn't leave much wiggle room for any possibilities, have you, Kifeas.? :lol: :lol:

I would have thought that just for Grivas returning back from the dead would have been enough of improbability, but you went much further than that.! :lol: :lol:

Just so that the NeoPartitionists are not disheartened to a point of wanting to commit suicide with your list of improbabilities in achieving recognition or annexation by Turkey, I want to throw them a "lifeline of a chance" that Grivas may come back from the dead and that he may want to have a sünnet also, therefore, I have just the place for him to get the right outfit for the occasion.! :lol: :lol:


Actually, I did some statistical calculations and figured out that even though there is one in a billion probability that Grivas may indeed come back from the dead; there is only one in a trillion he will accept to have a sonnet and become a Moslem and a Turk, and only one in a zillion he will also become accepted by Turks as their new Ataturk. Now, multiply a billion by a trillion, and then by a zillion, and you will find out how many light years of probability there is. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kifeas, please check your calculations one more time. I make them 1 Googol to 1. I googled it! And that's being generous to Grivas, considering he is dead and probably burning in hell, assuming that there is one.
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Postby Kikapu » Sun May 10, 2009 11:39 pm

Kifeas wrote:
Kikapu wrote:
Kifeas wrote:
anna-sh wrote:i am all for reunification but these people who are bringing investors in from dubai & austria & Turkey are determined the north will be an annex to Turkey... wonder whos land this is going to built on... :(


As long as the UN, the EU and international law remain in place, there is as much of a probability the occupied northern part of Cyprus will ever (de jure) be annexed to Turkey or become recognized as a separate entity; as there is a probability for George Grivas to rise from his tomb, undergo a sunnet, become a Moslem and a Turk, and then become the president and the new Ataturk of Turkey. Of course there is always the possibility that indeed the UN, the EU and international law will cease to exist one day, however, for this to be the case, we most likely will also be packing up and migrating to another planet due to be nearing the end of planet earth.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

You didn't leave much wiggle room for any possibilities, have you, Kifeas.? :lol: :lol:

I would have thought that just for Grivas returning back from the dead would have been enough of improbability, but you went much further than that.! :lol: :lol:

Just so that the NeoPartitionists are not disheartened to a point of wanting to commit suicide with your list of improbabilities in achieving recognition or annexation by Turkey, I want to throw them a "lifeline of a chance" that Grivas may come back from the dead and that he may want to have a sünnet also, therefore, I have just the place for him to get the right outfit for the occasion.! :lol: :lol:


Actually, I did some statistical calculations and figured out that even though there is one in a billion probability that Grivas may indeed come back from the dead; there is only one in a trillion he will accept to have a sonnet and become a Moslem and a Turk, and only one in a zillion he will also become accepted by Turks as their new Ataturk. Now, multiply a billion by a trillion, and then by a zillion, and you will find out how many light years of probability there is. :lol: :lol: :lol:


You are now being silly, Kifeas, because there is no actual number "zillion", therefore, you will just have be content in only multiplying a billion with a trillion.! :lol:

But if you insist on still using "zillion", then you should also consider using these "numbers" also...... ananillion, bajillion, bazillion, dillion, gadzillion, gagillion, gajillion, godzillion, gonillion, grillion, hojillion, julillion, kabillion, kajillion, katrillion, killion, robillion, skillion, squillion, and umptillion.! :lol:
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Postby Viewpoint » Mon May 11, 2009 12:42 am

Kifeas wrote:
Viewpoint wrote:
Kifeas wrote:
Kikapu wrote:
Kifeas wrote:
anna-sh wrote:i am all for reunification but these people who are bringing investors in from dubai & austria & Turkey are determined the north will be an annex to Turkey... wonder whos land this is going to built on... :(


As long as the UN, the EU and international law remain in place, there is as much of a probability the occupied northern part of Cyprus will ever (de jure) be annexed to Turkey or become recognized as a separate entity; as there is a probability for George Grivas to rise from his tomb, undergo a sunnet, become a Moslem and a Turk, and then become the president and the new Ataturk of Turkey. Of course there is always the possibility that indeed the UN, the EU and international law will cease to exist one day, however, for this to be the case, we most likely will also be packing up and migrating to another planet due to be nearing the end of planet earth.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

You didn't leave much wiggle room for any possibilities, have you, Kifeas.? :lol: :lol:

I would have thought that just for Grivas returning back from the dead would have been enough of improbability, but you went much further than that.! :lol: :lol:

Just so that the NeoPartitionists are not disheartened to a point of wanting to commit suicide with your list of improbabilities in achieving recognition or annexation by Turkey, I want to throw them a "lifeline of a chance" that Grivas may come back from the dead and that he may want to have a sünnet also, therefore, I have just the place for him to get the right outfit for the occasion.! :lol: :lol:


Actually, I did some statistical calculations and figured out that even though there is one in a billion probability that Grivas may indeed come back from the dead; there is only one in a trillion he will accept to have a sonnet and become a Moslem and a Turk, and only one in a zillion he will also become accepted by Turks as their new Ataturk. Now, multiply a billion by a trillion, and then by a zillion, and you will find out how many light years of probability there is. :lol: :lol: :lol:


You sound really worried therefore placed so many impossibilites in the way.


It is only because we managed to legally tie and chain the non-recognition and non-annexation so well, that is impossible for it to escape.


Nothing has hatched yet but you still count them if that makes you happy but dont come crying to us when there are no chickens.
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