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Postby kafenes » Sat May 09, 2009 1:33 am

A man steps in to a lift occupied by a woman.
He says: Can I smell your vagina?
She: Of course not.
He: It must be your feet then.
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Re: Smell

Postby Zorba » Mon May 11, 2009 7:46 pm

kafenes wrote:A man steps in to a lift occupied by a woman.
He says: Can I smell your vagina?
She: Of course not.
He: It must be your feet then.

What if she said yes ? :)
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Re: Smell

Postby kafenes » Tue May 12, 2009 12:28 am

Zorba wrote:
kafenes wrote:A man steps in to a lift occupied by a woman.
He says: Can I smell your vagina?
She: Of course not.
He: It must be your feet then.

What if she said yes ? :)


OK here it goes:

A man steps in to a lift occupied by a woman.
He says: Can I smell your vagina?
She: Of course you can.
He: Oh good, I thought it was my feet.


Is that any better......? :? :)
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Postby DANGAMAN » Tue May 12, 2009 1:46 pm

If his... smells like her....

I wonder where he has been sticking his feet?


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Postby kurupetos » Tue May 12, 2009 2:05 pm

DANGAMAN wrote:If his... smells like her....

I wonder where he has been sticking his feet?


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I wonder where she has been sticking her vagina? :lol:
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