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Cypriots of the north: show us your archithkia!

How can we solve it? (keep it civilized)

Postby umit07 » Sat May 09, 2009 1:25 pm

bill cobbett wrote:Umit and our other northern brothers. Do not despair over the size of your manhoods. Modern medicine and surgical transplants can help with any deficiencies....

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How to enlarge your balls

Many men ask themselves if it is achievable to make larger their testicles. Big balls represents manliness and power. This is the reason that men like to have penis and testicles larger.

The scrotum is a protuberance of skin and muscle containing the testicles. It can go up and down in order to protect the testicles or to facilitate spermatogenesis and ejaculation. As men are aging, the testicles start making smaller. For some men it can be a lot of embarrassment.

Nevertheless, the scrotum can be larger with the help of a surgical operation. The scrotal wall comprises of seven separate layers. In this surgical procedure fat cells from other parts of the body are injected into the layers. It appears that even a small quantity of fat can make the testes look a lot bigger.

The surgical operation of making testes bigger is restricted at the moment to men who are not keen on having kids, since there is no proof that the sperm count is not affected. Also, the added layer of fat can result in harder diagnosis of cancer.

Still, the good news is that fat is not reabsorbed by the body. It was the early reports. In future certainly we will know more about this procedure.

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Billy Boy, I am happy with my hairy balls, mind you I also have above normal levels of the testosterone hormone. The problem is not about having the balls, it's about steering the power from em. :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sat May 09, 2009 1:27 pm

insan wrote:But there r too many Greeks addicted to Cyprus and do not hesitate to show their archithkias. Even if u wanna ignore them, they exist.


Insan you have to get over this jealousy. :roll: You have destroyed Cyprus in order to stop her having any relationships, even if they are perfectly innocent ... because you do not really love Cyprus. You are merely control freaks. You cannot demand to rule Cyprus and have her under your command. She is entitled to be a free and independent country.

Hmm methinks poor Cyprus is like the ill-fated Desdemona. The evil Turkey (Iago), brainwashing the obsessive TCs (Othello) to smother her for an innocent association with Greece (Cassio) ... :( Tragedy ....
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Postby The Cypriot » Sat May 09, 2009 1:46 pm

Oracle wrote:
insan wrote:But there r too many Greeks addicted to Cyprus and do not hesitate to show their archithkias. Even if u wanna ignore them, they exist.


Insan you have to get over this jealousy. :roll: You have destroyed Cyprus in order to stop her having any relationships, even if they are perfectly innocent ... because you do not really love Cyprus. You are merely control freaks. You cannot demand to rule Cyprus and have her under your command. She is entitled to be a free and independent country.

Hmm methinks poor Cyprus is like the ill-fated Desdemona. The evil Turkey (Iago), brainwashing the obsessive TCs (Othello) to smother her for an innocent association with Greece (Cassio) ... :( Tragedy ....



Actually, it's more like Shakespeare's 'Comedy of Errors' which ends thus:

"We came into the world like brother and brother;
And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another."
Dromio of Ephesus

But what's any of this got to do with archithkia....?
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Postby The Cypriot » Sat May 09, 2009 2:45 pm

umit07 wrote:
Billy Boy, I am happy with my hairy balls, mind you I also have above normal levels of the testosterone hormone. The problem is not about having the balls, it's about steering the power from em. :lol:


How about steering the power from your archithkia in this direction, umit...

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These poor Cypriot mountains could sure do with a good jet-wash. Your loins should be stirring just at the thought of it.
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Postby umit07 » Sat May 09, 2009 3:34 pm

The Cypriot wrote:
umit07 wrote:
Billy Boy, I am happy with my hairy balls, mind you I also have above normal levels of the testosterone hormone. The problem is not about having the balls, it's about steering the power from em. :lol:


How about steering the power from your archithkia in this direction, umit...

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These poor Cypriot mountains could sure do with a good jet-wash. Your loins should be stirring just at the thought of it.


Mate in the past I would've got a boner from looking at a sight like that. :lol: :lol: Now it has an opposite effect.

But seriously man, what we as TC's gotta do is figure out what we really want.
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Postby Byron » Sat May 09, 2009 4:12 pm

miltiades wrote:Bill , no need for sarcasm. I have never deviated from my position over 3 years just on this forum alone.
I have met hundreds of T/Cs as I have said before mainly because of my line of business ie Catering Equipment .
Hand on my heart I have never ever met a T/C that was not a true Cypriot first and foremost , many express rather uncomplimentary views on the mainland Turks , their cousins , just as we express similar views on our Greek relations .
We are where we are are because WE MADE A fucking mess of it .
We signed the Zurich agreement , we couldn't wait to fuck it up , 13 points that did not suit us , so we proceed step by step alienating the T/Cs , they react and we dont like it !!
Why on earth couldn't we give the ZA a reasonable time to test , Oh no Sir the " motherland "was calling !!
The "motherland "that rejected us back in 1915 , yets we still hanged on to her apron.
Give the T/Cs a little credit mate , they did not ask for this situation , and I do know about their dream of partition , a dream that was formulated to challenge our own of ENOSIS.
Let me just make one thing crystal clear . I dont scratch their balls and they dont scratch mine , I dont spit in their faces and they dont spit on mine , all on this forum know where I stand and where I always stood.
One united Cyprus , one people , no majorities or minorities and no fucking interference from Turkey or Greece.


Back to your old tricks blaming GREECE once again !!!
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Postby bill cobbett » Sat May 09, 2009 4:22 pm

Re Umit and others, you also need to consider what the good people of the Free Areas will agree to. At the moment a federation with a strong central government and with property and European Laws respected and without Turkey involved in any way is probably agreeable. You lot should be delighted with an offer like that, if it were made.

Given a free hand perhaps Mr T would be happy with it but as long as we have The Turkish State and its Military interfering with as a Third Party at these talks we are all wasting our time.

Show Turkey where to get off brothers. You were. brave enough to do it a few years ago. This is a crucial time.

Show us you still have pollocks.
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Postby The Cypriot » Sat May 09, 2009 4:28 pm

umit07 wrote:
But seriously man, what we as TC's gotta do is figure out what we really want.


You got it, umit. That's the point of this thread. It's time you guys started backing the right (well-hung) donkey.
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