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[polis]

Plus did you answer my qyestion are you Oracle, please be honest.

We've confirmed the paranoia part.

[Hermes]

OK let me try another way have you any TC friends?

My barber is T/C and we get along just fine. I trust him with a pair of scissors so there's hope for all of us.

Plus did you answer my qyestion are you Oracle, please be honest.

Oracle? I'm flattered. She seems like a smart cookie. But I'm sure she can speak for herself.

[Nikitas]

"Would"????

Turkey sold out the TCs back in the mid 50s when, using the pretext of Taksim, enslaved them via the TMT. IT finalised the process in 1974 when it coraled them in the north. There is nothing left to sell out. The final step will be the total extinction of the remaining 50 000 TCs.

[insan]

"Would"????

Turkey sold out the TCs back in the mid 50s when, using the pretext of Taksim, enslaved them via the TMT. IT finalised the process in 1974 when it coraled them in the north. There is nothing left to sell out. The final step will be the total extinction of the remaining 50 000 TCs.

So what's happened to Turkish Rhodesians, Turkish Cretens and Turkish Greeks? Sold out by Greece? Thx Turkey that against all dirty political games of GC-Greek duo she managed to keep 250.000 TCs in TRNC.

[Hermes]

Thx Turkey that against all dirty political games of GC-Greek duo she managed to keep 250.000 TCs in TRNC.

I visited the north of Cyprus recently and couldn't find any T/Cs. I only found a few goats and 40,000 Turkish soldiers protecting them. They must be very valuable goats indeed. Let me reassure you that Greek Cypriots have no claim on the goats of northern Cyprus.

These goats are probably Greek anyway who converted to Islam. We are willing to let them stay as citizens of the Republic. However, I have heard that they want to keep an area to graze on just for themselves - free of Greek goats - and have established a breakaway region called the Turkish Republic of Northern Goatland (the TRNG for short).

Let me reassure you that Greek goats are known for their friendly nature and superior intelligence. Despite their greater numbers they have no wish to drive the Turkish goats into the sea.

If the Turkish goats insist, we will allow them to graze on the foothills of Pendadaktylos in peace - as long as they don't stray and do too much damage to the surrounding area.

Cyprus is a land for all goats and must be free to decide their fate without the presence of Turkish soldiers - who have developed an unhealthy attachment to these goats. Unfortunately, northern goats are easily frightened and can be led into believing anything. Hence, the expression "as stupid as a Turkish goat."

[YFred]

Thx Turkey that against all dirty political games of GC-Greek duo she managed to keep 250.000 TCs in TRNC.

I visited the north of Cyprus recently and couldn't find any T/Cs. I only found a few goats and 40,000 Turkish soldiers protecting them. They must be very valuable goats indeed. Let me reassure you that Greek Cypriots have no claim on the goats of northern Cyprus.

These goats are probably Greek anyway who converted to Islam. We are willing to let them stay as citizens of the Republic. However, I have heard that they want to keep an area to graze on just for themselves - free of Greek goats - and have established a breakaway region called the Turkish Republic of Northern Goatland (the TRNG for short).

Let me reassure you that Greek goats are known for their friendly nature and superior intelligence. Despite their greater numbers they have no wish to drive the Turkish goats into the sea.

If the Turkish goats insist, we will allow them to graze on the foothills of Pendadaktylos in peace - as long as they don't stray and do too much damage to the surrounding area.

Cyprus is a land for all goats and must be free to decide their fate without the presence of Turkish soldiers - who have developed an unhealthy attachment to these goats. Unfortunately, northern goats are easily frightened and can be led into believing anything. Hence, the expression "as stupid as a Turkish goat."

Just worry about the southern donkeys not to stray over the green line old boy, know what I mean?

[Oracle]

OK let me try another way have you any TC friends?

My barber is T/C and we get along just fine. I trust him with a pair of scissors so there's hope for all of us.

Plus did you answer my qyestion are you Oracle, please be honest.

Oracle? I'm flattered. She seems like a smart cookie. But I'm sure she can speak for herself.

Please excuse VP's struggles with his inchoate brain. The paranoid partitionist doubts that more than one person could object to his "popular partisanship plans."

[Hermes]

Just worry about the southern donkeys not to stray over the green line old boy, know what I mean?

Spoken like a Turkish goat.