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by **Free Spirit** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:55 pm

If these don't work you have to rub in 'Oinkment'

by **Zorba** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:58 pm

The perfect oinkment

by **Oracle** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:01 pm

I recommend a good long soak in some mud ... therapeutic!

by **Lee A Kada** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:02 pm

Is the oinkment used on a rasher? :shock:

by **Oracle** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:04 pm

Lee ... stop telling "Pork Pies" :roll:

by **Lee A Kada** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:05 pm

I thought it was a crackling joke :wink:

by **Zorba** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:06 pm

My wife called and says "I've run out of petrol and I'm too scared to fill up because of swine flu"
I said "silly woman,it's in Mexico NOT Texaco" :roll:

by **Free Spirit** » Fri May 01, 2009 1:39 pm

They've already opened a special ward in our local hospital where swine Flu suferers are hung up until they're Cured :roll:

by **offlimits2** » Fri May 01, 2009 1:53 pm

BEST CURE TO SWINE FLU

Pork prohibited in the Bible
The Christian is likely to be convinced by his religious scriptures. The Bible prohibits the consumption of pork, in the book of Leviticus

"And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be cloven footed, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you".

"Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcass shall ye not touch, they are unclean to you." [Leviticus 11:7-8]
Pork is also prohibited in the Bible in the book of Deuteronomy

"And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you. Ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcass."
[Deuteronomy 14:8]

by **kurupetos** » Fri May 01, 2009 1:59 pm

not prohibited in the new testament

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