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Swine fever

Postby The Cypriot » Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:25 pm

In an incident entirely unrelated to today's historic ECJ ruling, a vindictive Miss Piggy
(of no fixed abode, but formerly of Lapithos/Hove) was quarantined
at the US-Mexican border for allegedly trying to spread swine fever.

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Postby Smiler Brian » Sat May 02, 2009 2:35 pm

Tried ringing the swine fever advice number but just got crackling.......
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Postby Raymanoff » Sat May 02, 2009 2:39 pm

OK, they renamed it to INFLUENSA A... no more Swine Flu! :)
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Postby Zorba » Sat May 02, 2009 11:32 pm

I got the first symptoms this afternoon.

I came out in rashers
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Postby Lee A Kada » Sat May 02, 2009 11:43 pm

Zorba wrote:I got the first symptoms this afternoon.

I came out in rashers


Get some oinkment then :shock:
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Postby Bubble 'n' squeak » Sun May 03, 2009 12:04 am

Kermit the Frog has been diagnosed with swine flu. It has been said that he contracted it after having unprotected sex with Miss Piggy. What a muppet!
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Postby suegwyn » Sun May 03, 2009 8:56 am

I heard they renamed it Hamthrax! :lol:
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Postby The Cypriot » Mon May 04, 2009 1:27 pm

While her Pinky recovers from swine fever, the insatiable Miss Piggy's been feeling a lot more Perky.
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Postby Oracle » Mon May 04, 2009 2:20 pm

Boaring! :roll:

Does anyone fancy a game of Backgammon? :)
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Postby umit07 » Mon May 04, 2009 2:26 pm

Oracle wrote:Boaring! :roll:

Does anyone fancy a game of Backgammon? :)


I do :lol:
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