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Would you Donate your Sperm/Eggs to an Unknown Recipient?

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Re: Would you Donate your Sperm/Eggs to an Unknown Recipient

Postby insan » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:21 am

Oracle wrote:Are you altruistic enough to help an infertile fellow Human (not me :lol: I'm done!) ... or too possessive of your progeny?

Well? :D How generous are you!


Hmm.. - ^

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In a sperm bank, the donor will usually enter into a contract to donate sperm for a specified contractual period of time generally ranging from six to twenty four months. To donate sperm a man must generally meet specific requirements regarding age and medical history. In the United States, sperm banks are regulated as Human Cell and Tissue or Cell and Tissue Bank Product (HCT/Ps) establishments by the FDA. Many states also have regulations in addition to those imposed by the FDA. In the UK sperm banks are regulated by the HFEA. A man donates sperm at a clinic or sperm bank by way of masturbation in a private room or cabin, known as a 'men's production room' (UK) or a masturbatorium (USA). Many of these facilities contain pornography such as videos, magazines, and/or photographs which may assist the donor in becoming stimulated in order to facilitate production of the semen sample. The sample is then processed, frozen and, following the necessary quaratine period, it is used in artificial insemination or other ART treatments in women wishing to become pregnant.


I would donate my sperms with a great pleasure then. :D Before Oracle opened this thread, I thought they vacuum sperms with an injection. :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:24 am

GorillaGal wrote:i would gladly give my eggs away. but that's easy to say, since no one would want them.


Oh! Americans aren't all that bad .... :wink:
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Postby Get Real! » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:26 am

Sperm for sale! 8)

Out they go at just $9.99 per blob!

But wait, there’s MORE!!!

Be one of the first 10 callers and receive a stainless steel thimble absolutely FREE valued at $4.99!

That’s right, that's a sterilized micro beaker absolutely FREE!

Hurry before stocks run dry!

Literally…
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Re: Would you Donate your Sperm/Eggs to an Unknown Recipient

Postby RichardB » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:27 am

Oracle wrote:
RichardB wrote:
Oracle wrote:Are you altruistic enough to help an infertile fellow Human (not me :lol: I'm done!) ... or too possessive of your progeny?

Well? :D How generous are you!


Fine question 'O'

I would have done a good few years ago

But unfortunately am a little old now

But I guess there will be a good few members who will now not only donate but also want something in return :wink:


Please explain the last statement! :D

Personally, I have always felt guilty that I would hang on to mine for dear life ... unable to bear the thought of someone else bringing up something I consider mine. How narrow minded is that? :?

Maybe men feel differently as they produce millions, daily, oozing uncontrollably .....


Hi again'O'

disregarding the statements that have followed mine

I would have naturally donated my sperm cells to a person who wanted a child but for whatever reason could not produce and wanted a baby in return

Re the last statement there are always persons who will do anything for recompense
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Postby T_C » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:29 am

Oracle wrote:OK :shock: ... then it's not a matter of being generous ... but, what the hell, they'll end up suffocated in some tissues and then drowned down the sewer anyway, so might as well let someone raise them to fruition!


I know but I don't want to give them away to anyone...what if they end up being a bad mother, then what? I couldn't live with myself if anything like that happened...
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Postby T_C » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:31 am

Get Real! wrote:Sperm for sale! 8)

Out they go at just $9.99 per blob!

But wait, there’s MORE!!!

Be one of the first 10 callers and receive a stainless steel thimble absolutely FREE valued at $4.99!

That’s right, that's a sterilized micro beaker absolutely FREE!

Hurry before stocks run dry!

Literally…


:lol: :lol: :lol:

A thimble?? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:38 am

Get Real! wrote:Sperm for sale! 8)

Out they go at just $9.99 per blob!

But wait, there’s MORE!!!

Be one of the first 10 callers and receive a stainless steel thimble absolutely FREE valued at $4.99!

That’s right, that's a sterilized micro beaker absolutely FREE!

Hurry before stocks run dry!

Literally…


:lol:

Deposit your surplus in a sperm bank! :D

I reckon you are real banker material ....
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Postby Get Real! » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:39 am

T_C wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Sperm for sale! 8)

Out they go at just $9.99 per blob!

But wait, there’s MORE!!!

Be one of the first 10 callers and receive a stainless steel thimble absolutely FREE valued at $4.99!

That’s right, that's a sterilized micro beaker absolutely FREE!

Hurry before stocks run dry!

Literally…


:lol: :lol: :lol:

A thimble?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup, there must be a few million in there at just 9.99 each! :D
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Postby umit07 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:26 am

I personally wouldn't donate, no matter what I think I'd feel responsible for the well being of the offspring. It would always be at the back of my head.
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Postby suegwyn » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:21 am

Are you still able to donate anonymously? What if the result of your donation wanted to know who the father/mother was? Would you be ready for that? :shock: :?:
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