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Postby Z4 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:32 pm

Birty Bassett walked into the STD clinic to see the Dr.

He walked in and sat down at the DR's desk to complain about an itch.

The Dr asked have you been putting it about?

Birty replied "I've been phucking All-Sorts!"

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Postby DANGAMAN » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:59 pm

Is it true... I heard alot of people like the black ones!!!!


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Postby Z4 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:14 pm

Careful DANGAMAN!! :)
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Postby Twilight » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:34 am

A new Father browsing through the ladies underwear section , shop assistant asked if he needed help . I am looking for a nursing Bra for the wife . Shop assistant asks ..What bust ? He looks amazed and replies the phucking CONDOM if you need to know ....
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Postby DANGAMAN » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:50 pm

I was eating jelly babies the other day...

I then realised the black B******D stole my watch...

TRUE STORY.

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