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It ' s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It ' s like asking someone,
If suicide is better or being murdered.

There' s a way of transferring funds
That is even faster than electronic banking.
It 's called marriage.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, When you see what the other person has, You wish you had ordered that..

Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES - Taste good anytime.

Lovers are like PIZZAS - Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.

اWife 's are like Dhal & RICE - Eaten when there' s no choice.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don' t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash

Q: Why dogs don ' t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog' s life

Fact of life:
One woman brings you into this world crying &
the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

Q: Why doesn 't law permit a man to marry a second woman AT SAME TIME (in the west)?
A: Because as per the law You cannot be punished twice For the same offence!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[suegwyn]

Your marriage that bad?

[old john]

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