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Postby T_C » Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:57 pm

Bring back the Monarchy of Cyprus. 8)

We need a Cypriot Queen! (Other than me and humanist ofcourse...:lol:)

They're Lusignan, so no worries about Turks & Greeks either. :D

What you think? :wink: :lol:
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Postby The Cypriot » Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:13 pm

I like the idea in principle but as the Lusignans are Frenchies I doubt the Brits would approve. It would be like giving Gibraltar up to the Spanish.
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Postby T_C » Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:53 pm

Oh well at least I tried... :lol:
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Postby Mills Chapman » Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:42 pm

I'm sure you'll find some Cypriot queens on Mykonos.
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Postby Raymanoff » Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:44 pm

Her Majesty Pellomalou....
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Postby miltiades » Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:46 pm

Apart from Queen Of Sheba I'm not aware of any other Cypriot Queens.
Was the above also the Queen of CY ?
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Postby The Cypriot » Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:25 pm

Mills Chapman wrote:I'm sure you'll find some Cypriot queens on Mykonos.


Or Lesbos.
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Dutch treat

Postby Turan Tankgirl » Fri May 01, 2009 10:59 pm

The Cypriot wrote:
Mills Chapman wrote:I'm sure you'll find some Cypriot queens on Mykonos.


Or Lesbos.


WE are THE solution.

Q : Who is WE ?
A : WE is a LAWFULLY sixsome of THREE ladies and THREE dogs

Q : THREE ?
A : ME in the North, SHE in the South plus ONE Standby

Q : YOU ? Why ?
A : I love OSMAN and ARMY Stuff like TURAN TANKS. TURAN is a Hungarian Tank WO II and of course http://tinyurl.com/9c8cad

Q : And http://tinyurl.com/2oabz9 ?
A : Public Relations

Q : Why http://tinyurl.com/f5765 ?
A : Greek descent and knows all 21 casino's in the North of Cyprus too. She wins all the time because knows the future. Most of it anyway.

Q : Do you speak the languages ?
A : That's an advantage ! NONE of course. The Windsors spoke only German the first two generations. The Saxon-Coburgs too among Dutch & Frenche Untertanen. Simple English is enough to keep things simple.

Q : Do you love the whole of Cyprus ?
A : Who doesn't in return of a salary of € 1.000.000 white plus 200.000 TL black pro year plus dogfood.

Q : Why marry the dogs ?
A : Guardian Angels 24/7 And they are moslim dogs. I show you http://tinyurl.com/yw6lay

Q : and the Shar-pei ?
A : Because of the Chinese Connection plus he can fight any Bull-Terrier from the BSA's

Q : Do you know a lot of the history of Cyprus ?
A : More than most people on this forum. http://tinyurl.com/d95uew

Q : Prove !
A : Prove ? I can prove that untill recently Varosha served as a CIA Durchgangslager.

Q : Every knows about Varosha. More prove !
A : We are lawyers too who knowes a leak in the Green Line Regulations. We met http://tinyurl.com/dbgl64 in Strasbourgh and Luxemburg. We know all about buying and selling of homes with a so called pending title. Pending since 1974.

Are we qualified ?

Q : Will you show us your websites ?

A : Evrem Efedim ! Next week I show you the leak in the GLR.

Cassandra http://tinyurl.com/czgtee

Turan Tankgirl http://tinyurl.com/ctrvqa

Tulay Menderes http://tinyurl.com/cb2gff as stanby al long as Ayaan is too busy selling her book and herself to famous people like Salman Rushdie the womanizer.


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Re: Dutch treat

Postby kurupetos » Fri May 01, 2009 11:05 pm

Turan Tankgirl wrote:
The Cypriot wrote:
Mills Chapman wrote:I'm sure you'll find some Cypriot queens on Mykonos.


Or Lesbos.


WE are THE solution.

Q : Who is WE ?
A : WE is a LAWFULLY sixsome of THREE ladies and THREE dogs

Q : TWO ?
A : ME in the North, SHE in the South

Q : YOU ? Why ?
A : I love OSMAN and ARMY Stuff like TURAN TANKS. TURAN is a Hungarian Tank WO II and of course http://tinyurl.com/9c8cad

Q : And http://tinyurl.com/2oabz9 ?
A : Public Relations

Q : Why Cassandra ?
A : Greek decsent and knows all 21 casino's in the North of Cyprus too.

Q : Do you speak the languages ?
A : That's an advantage ! NONE of course. The Windsors spoke only German the first two generations. The Saxon-Coburgs too among Dutch & Frenche Untertanen. Simple English is enough to keep things simple.

Q : Do you love the whole of Cyprus ?
A : Who doesn't in return of a salary of € 1.000.000 white plus 200.000 TL black pro year plus dogfood.

Q : Why marry the dogs ?
A : Guardian Angels 24/7 And they are moslim dogs. I show you http://tinyurl.com/yw6lay

Q : and the Shar-pei ?
A : Because of the Chinese Connection plus he can fight any Bull-Terrier from the BSA's

Q : Do you know a lot of the history of Cyprus ?
A : More than most people on this forum.

Q : Prove !
A : Prove ? I can prove that untill recently Varosha served as a CIA Durchgangslager.

Q : Every knows about Varosha. More prove !
A : We are lawyers too who knowes a leak in the Green Line Regulations. We met http://tinyurl.com/dbgl64 in Strasbourgh and Luxemburg. We know all about buying and selling of homes with a so called pending title. Pending since 1974.

Are we qualified ?

Q : Will you show us your websites ?

A : Evrem Efedim ! Next week I show you the leak in the GLR.

Cassandra http://tinyurl.com/czgtee

Turan Tankgirl http://tinyurl.com/ctrvqa

Tulay Menderes http://tinyurl.com/cb2gff


Toedels


Drugs are not the solution! :x
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Re: Dutch treat

Postby Turan Tankgirl » Fri May 01, 2009 11:27 pm

Turan Tankgirl wrote:
The Cypriot wrote:
Mills Chapman wrote:I'm sure you'll find some Cypriot queens on Mykonos.


Or Lesbos.


WE are THE solution.

Q : Who is WE ?
A : WE is a LAWFULLY sixsome of THREE ladies and THREE dogs

Q : THREE ?
A : ME in the North, SHE in the South plus ONE Standby

Q : YOU ? Why ?
A : I love OSMAN and ARMY Stuff like TURAN TANKS. TURAN is a Hungarian Tank WO II and of course http://tinyurl.com/9c8cad

Q : And http://tinyurl.com/2oabz9 ?
A : Public Relations

Q : Why http://tinyurl.com/f5765 ?
A : Greek descent and knows all 21 casino's in the North of Cyprus too. She wins all the time because knows the future. Most of it anyway.

Q : Do you speak the languages ?
A : That's an advantage ! NONE of course. The Windsors spoke only German the first two generations. The Saxon-Coburgs too among Dutch & Frenche Untertanen. Simple English is enough to keep things simple.

Q : Do you love the whole of Cyprus ?
A : Who doesn't in return of a salary of € 1.000.000 white plus 200.000 TL black pro year plus dogfood.

Q : Why marry the dogs ?
A : Guardian Angels 24/7 And they are moslim dogs. I show you http://tinyurl.com/yw6lay

Q : and the Shar-pei ?
A : Because of the Chinese Connection plus he can fight any Bull-Terrier from the BSA's

Q : Do you know a lot of the history of Cyprus ?
A : More than most people on this forum. http://tinyurl.com/d95uew

Q : Prove !
A : Prove ? I can prove that untill recently Varosha served as a CIA Durchgangslager.

Q : Every knows about Varosha. More prove !
A : We are lawyers too who knowes a leak in the Green Line Regulations. We met http://tinyurl.com/dbgl64 in Strasbourgh and Luxemburg. We know all about buying and selling of homes with a so called pending title. Pending since 1974.

Are we qualified ?

Q : Will you show us your websites ?

A : Evrem Efedim ! Next week I show you the leak in the GLR.

Cassandra http://tinyurl.com/czgtee

Turan Tankgirl http://tinyurl.com/ctrvqa

Tulay Menderes http://tinyurl.com/cb2gff as stanby al long as Ayaan is too busy selling her book and herself to famous people like Salman Rushdie the womanizer.


Toedels


Relax Hombre

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