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[Omer Seyhan]

This is how I predict Cyprus will look on April 16 2020

Here is how I imagine the news feed will look

-The Federal Republic of Cyprus is a full Nato member state.

- President of Cyprus Ali Erel is on an official visit to meet President Chelsea Clinton in Washington.

- The Cypriot Foreign Minister Marios Garoyan signs a strategic partnership agreement with his Turkish counterpart. The two Ministers discuss the extension of an energy pipeline bringing water, electricity, gas and oil to Cyprus.

- UBP merges with DIKO to become the Progressive Conservative Party (PCP)

- AKEL, BKP and YKP (along with many former CTP supporters) become The New Socialist Alliance

- CTP, EDEK and TDP merge to become the Cyprus Social Democrat Party (SDP)

- DISY, DP, ORP become the Liberal and Libertarian Faction (LvLF)

-40% of Cyprus' population are recent migrants from Sri Lanka, India, Thailand, Africa and Indonesia.

- Cyprus has a ethnic, race and religious relations act - Discrimination is illegal

- Cyprus develops laws to ensure women receive equal pay otherwise businesses are fined.

- Supersonic jets that go around the globe in 45 minutes means that Tahiti is now the favourite holiday destination for Cypriots

- 45% of Cypriot men have Indian / African / Thai wives, 46% of women have Arab or South American husbands

- The terms 'Greek Cypriot' and 'Turkish Cypriot' expire as virtually all Cypriots are now mixed or involved in mixed relationships.

- PIK tv is bought over by a giant multi-national Mexican-Morrocan TV company

- A new strain of nvHIV hits the region, health ministers agree to meet in Addis Ababa for a conference.

- Former Cypriot soldiers, students and teachers sue the Govt over psychological damage through nationalist proganda 11 years ago.

- Cyprus' top 5 trading partner is Iraq, Somalia, Turkey, Algeria and China

- Cyprus adopt Dutch laws to protect sex workers

- Casinos are legalised

- New motorways are constructed between Kyrenia-Nicosia, Famagusta to Larnaca and Paphos to Nicosia by Lefka / Lefke.

- Cyprus' population increases to 1,365 989

- Around 62% of Cypriots are bilingual in Greek and Turkish. 70% speak English.

- Campaigns intensify to standardise Cypriot-Greek and Cypriot-Turkish with linguists finally agreeing on a grammar for both idioms.

- Traffic is the biggest problem in Cyprus as car ownership peaks at 810,099. Nicosia is choked by traffic.

- The Cypriot Minister of Health Angela Christou-McKenzie launches a national campaign for skin cancer screening as skin cancer incidents increase 10 fold in 10 years.

- The Mayor of Nicosia Sarah-Jane Petrides- Singh (SDP) opens the city's new light railway and tram system bought from Canadian company Bombardier.

- The contract to Cyprus National Railways is awarded to Spanish-Iraqi company ConnexMedStar for 239,899,776,999,567,667 euros

- Cypriot singer Anna Vissi retires

- Noble Prize winners Mehmet Ali Talat remarries his secretary Yonca Senyigit
while Noble Prize winner Dimitris Christofias attends the funeral of Cuba's Raoul Castro looking frail

- Cyprus rocked by a gay sex scandal as Cypriot Finance Minister Ozcan Lanitis-Edwards resigns in disgrace. The Minister was caught with a Senegalese male escort in a Brussels hotel room.

- The Federal Republic of Cyprus and Turkey warn Syria over its planned construction of a Nuclear Facility in Latakia. Relations are strained.

- Cyprus opens an Embassy in the new Republic of Palestine

- Cyprus legalises Euthanasia despite a hysteric reaction by the clergy

- Cyprus legalises same sex marriages

- Britain's first Black Prime Minister Diane Abbott announces her intention to visit Cyprus, where Iran and Piracy will be on the agenda. She replaces outgoing PM David Miliband.

- Former British PM David Cameron buys a villa in the new affluent development of Akamas for 110,998,667 euros

- The Cypriot Minister for the Environment and Public Works contracts a Indian-Chinese company to build tsunami protectors on the island's coast line at a cost of 345 672 234 907 675 567 dollars

- Cyprus reclaims land around the Karpaz / Karpasia peninsula, which is used for eco-tourism.

- Over-priced and over-populated Cyprus forces Cypriots to buy second homes in up-and-coming Iraq and Saudi Arabia.

- Simerini and Volkan newspapers are bought by the retired Rupert Murdoch who plans to turn it into a sex newspaper.

[paliometoxo]

intresting thoughts on where cyprus will be,,


btw what does ur signature mean?

[Zorba]

Will dreamboxes be legalised by then ?

[Omer Seyhan]

intresting thoughts on where cyprus will be,,


btw what does ur signature mean?

It means "If you don't know, then ask." in Cypriot-Turkish

[insan]

... and I sing the song in the year 2525...

[Omer Seyhan]

... and I sing the song in the year 2525...

It will happen you wait and see, whether you like it or not.

[Oracle]

-The Federal Republic of Cyprus is a full Nato member state.

I don't think NATO will still function in 2020.

[insan]

... and I sing the song in the year 2525...

It will happen you wait and see, whether you like it or not.

I liked it but still I consider a little possibility for a genuine reunification of Cyprus. In ur above prediction, as far as I comprehended, Turks and Hellenes had fully reconciled though u didn't mention anything abt Greco-Turco relations or regional news. I am impatiently waiting the next news feed.

[turkkan]

President of Cyprus Ali Erel is on an official visit to meet President Chelsea Clinton in Washington.

Given the amount that guy drinks he will probably be dead by then. Out of curiosity, do you happen to know ali erels educational CV? I cant seem to find it anywhere.

[Get Real!]

Another good entertaining effort by Omer!