- So, everythings well at home ?
- Well almost, the shovel handle has got broken and I am fixing it.
- Why was it broken ?
- I must have too much strained it while digging a grave for your dog.
- Whaat ?? My dog died ?
- Yes, unfortunately he fell into the outdoor pool.
- But he was a very skilled swimmer, how could he possibly drown in the pool ?
- He didn’t drown, he plunged into the empty pool.
- But, we recently had it filled up, why did you empty the water ?
- The firemen needed water trying to hose down the fire..
- Whaat ? A fire broke out in my house ??
- Well, possibly one of the visitors neglecting to put out his smoke..You see last week many people came over to offer their condolences over your father’s sudden death.
- My God ! My father died ?? But he was quite up and well two weeks ago ?
- Well, I mean...he had a stroke when he caught your wife in a bed with another man..
- Damn ! For God’s sake, man don’t you ever have something positive to tell me ??
- Of course Sir...I was coming to that, you remember this HIV (AIDS) tests you had sometime ago? Well, the results just came in from the lab... all positive..
