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[Z4]

Does anyone know how to get rid of the little blighter?

Mrs Z4 has them, we think.

[CBBB]

They break them down with a laser I think and then you p*ss them out, but is still very painful I understand.

[Z4]

with a laser?

[bill cobbett]

Do they use some kind of ultra-sound nowadays?

Is it less painful for a lady to puss the debris out?

[Z4]

She has a scan on Wednesday so all will be revealed we hope. Poor little thing has been in bed for a week now

[turkkan]

They will break them up with shock waves and she will piss them out. More important is why she got them, i assume your doctor will do full blood tests in case she has high calcium levels or some sort of calcium problem. If they dont ask them to do so. If your sex drive has been through the roof lately it might also cause them through a bacterium that moved up her urethra. Anyhow, its very curable.

[Z4]

Dunno turkkan why she has them (if she does that is) But she has lost alot of weight recently on a very low carb diet....which can mess your body around..

[bill cobbett]

She has a scan on Wednesday so all will be revealed we hope. Poor little thing has been in bed for a week now

In which case until your good lady gets there, I recommend the traditional CY remedy for all ailments from earaches to loss of libido.....

Get her to drink about 9/10ths of one of those small bottles of zivania and gently rub the remainder on to her tummy. She'll feel better within minutes.

(Works better with the stronger, unrefined village spirit)

[Z4]

She has a scan on Wednesday so all will be revealed we hope. Poor little thing has been in bed for a week now

In which case until your good lady gets there, I recommend the traditional CY remedy for all ailments from earaches to loss of libido.....

Get her to drink about 9/10ths of one of those small bottles of zivania and gently rub the remainder on to her tummy. She'll feel better within minutes.

(Works better with the stronger, unrefined village spirit)

Thanks Mr cobbett!

[turkkan]

hmm z4, dont give her alcohol until you have this issue sorted incase shes dehydrated or will need to go on antibiotics. Its not the end of the world if she takes some but it wont cure her of anything and might do more harm than good.