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I love islamic jokes. You too ?

Postby Turan Tankgirl » Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:24 am

A hodja was arguing with a Bektashi dervish one day, and he asked, “How many are the
pillars of Islam?”

The Bektashi answered, “There’s only one!”

The hodja replied angrily, “Hah! You don't even know the pillars of Islam and still you brag you're a dervish!”

“Hold on! Let me explain hodja,” replied the Bektashi. “You see, I’ve noticed that all you Sunnis don't go on the Hajj and all of you don't pay the Zakat. Well, not all of us Bektashis fast in Ramazan and most of us don’t even pray Namaz. Between the both of us, what’s left of the five pillars except the Shahadah?”

The Shahadah from the verb šahida "to testify", is the Islamic creed. The Shahada is the Muslim declaration of belief in the oneness of God and acceptance of Muhammad as his prophet. The declaration reads: Lā ilaha illa al-Lāh, Muhammadun rasūlu l-Lāh “There is no god but God, Muhammad is the Messenger of God" in English. This declaration is called the Kalima, which literally means "words." Recitation of the Shahadah is the most important of the Five Pillars of Islam for Muslims and is performed daily. Non-Muslims wishing to convert to Islam do so by a public recitation of the creed



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Postby suegwyn » Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:35 pm

errrr, nope!
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Postby Zorba » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:10 pm

I'm waiting for the punchline.
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Postby CBBB » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:48 am

I thought Islam was a joke?
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Postby Oracle » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:05 am

Lost in translation perhaps .....
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Postby coremax » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:55 am

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog .

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" – says the man.

"Oh, what are you then? "

The man says: - "I am a Saudi !"

The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
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Postby CBBB » Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:59 am

Now that is a funny Islamic joke!
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Postby Turan Tankgirl » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:21 am

The whole of Cyprus is one laughing stock with only one exception. His name is BirKibrisli.


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Postby Tim Drayton » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:51 am

Turan Tankgirl, I would not get too upset. Jokes do not cross cultural boundaries very easily. I lived as an outsider in Muslim communities for quite a long time and can appreciate your joke. Those with little knowledge of Islam and its sects will not be able to understand it.

As a counterexample, take the following true anecdote from Glasgow in the 1970's. They were introducing one man operated buses to that city, and such buses were identified by an orange circle placed on the front of the vehicle. A man was standing at a bus stop and let several buses pass without boarding. Finally he asked the driver of a bus that turned up:

"Son, when is the next bus for Catholics due?"

Anybody who understands the religious segregation practiced in Glasgow at that time and the colour symbolism associated with it would have a laugh at this. However, I would defy anybody else to even explain the joke, let alone laugh at it.
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I love islamic jokes. You too ?

Postby Turan Tankgirl » Fri May 01, 2009 11:06 am

THX, mate

I understand your joke even more than you did. I tell my moslim friends that King Billy's father was a pedofile too. Just like Mohammed :shock:

He, not Mo, married in 1642 Henrietta Maria Stuart. His mother, the bride, was ten years old. It was quite a happy marriage. King Billy was born afther the death of his father and till today some protestant jokers with silly hats and a orange, you know, over their chest march in honour of him in Belfast.

I know that Glasgonians are on earth the most dumb folks. Catholic and Celtic is Irish and that's so so. But crypto Irishmen who ara fond of deep fried Mars Bars are walking clowns.

The biggest joke on a earth is religion imho

Any religion if I may say so.

I am ashamed of my nationalty because my fellow compatriots are just like me : all blunt.

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