Robert Mugabe has decided to take a vacation in Cyprus, he is going to hold a meeting with certain officials, instruct them as to how his measures should be applied to alleviate the suffering on the island.
Since he reckons the same tricks were tried by the Colonials in his own country as were applied in Cyprus, he reckons his methods should be used there in order to redress the balance.
Kick out the Brits, the Turks and the Jews, hand back the land to the rightful owners and to hell with what the rest of the world may say................SORTED !!.