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Postby Noddy » Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:08 pm

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED By THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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Postby purdey » Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:13 pm

Brilliant. It says it all at the end of the day !
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Postby Mills Chapman » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:52 pm

Again, another false story that tries to make fun of Americans.

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp

I'm not super-proud to be American, but I am going to zing you hard if you mess up your facts while trying to make fun of us.
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Postby Dave 29 » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:10 pm

Brilliant I am going to remember that one.
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