Byron wrote:GRMy ancestors had bende okaes archithkia re poustokalamarades oi san dous florous tous dikous sas!
Since you denounce Hellenism, your ancestors must have been Ottoman from 1571. As for their balls they were so big they were touching the floor !!!
We’ll never know if their balls were touching the floor, but what we DO know is that they out-fucked about a dozen colonizers!