A nun was walking home one evening when a man came up from behind and hauled her into the woods. He quickly pulled off her clothes and had his way with her. Looking quite pleased, he looked at her and asked "what are you going to tell Mother Superior?"
" I'm going to tell her the truth, she said. " A man grabbed me, pulled me into the woods, and had his way with me..........Twice, if he's not too tired.."