Why don’t you take the “Hellenic” mythological test to find out…
1. Do you sometimes flex your muscles in the mirror and think you’re Hercules?
2. When you watched the “300” movie the first time, was there a premature ejaculation running down your pants?
3. Do you ever cover yourself with a bed sheet, place olive branches on your head, and pretend you live on Olympus?
4. Do you suspect that you’re a little bit stronger than the average male because of that “Spartan” blood in your veins?
5. Do you sometimes write stupid poems and think they’re good because of presumed ancient “Greek” poetic genes?
6. Did you ever attempt a mathematical problem and scream out “By Pythagoras!” when you couldn’t solve it?
7. During your high school athletics, did you ever get upset that you came last and didn’t live up to ancient Olympic expectations?
8. Do you expand your replies to simple questions such as “Do you want milk in your coffee?”, a lot more than necessary because you must live up to Socrates?
If you answered “yes” to one or more of the above then you’re a Spartan wannabie baby!
.... These are obviously the rituals he practices every morning 
... as he picks the last bit of goat meat from his teeth and tries to forget his Choirokitian long-lost cave ... replaced by a Grecian marbled interior.
