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Are you a Spartan wannabie?

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Postby Oracle » Tue May 05, 2009 10:43 pm

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Oracle wrote:GR! ... this is no way to pick one up! :roll:

..... they are men of few words! 8)


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They look like a Boy Band carefully 'packaged' to appeal to both the 14-year-old girl and middle-aged gay market. Wonder what category admirers in this forum will fit into. :wink:


I don't think 14-year-old girls can appreciate the power of the "6-pack" 8)

... bit wasted on gays too :?
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Postby Get Real! » Tue May 05, 2009 10:45 pm

Oracle wrote:I don't think 14-year-old girls can appreciate the power of the "6-pack" 8)

:shock: Is that all? Baby, the Choirokitians had 12-packs! The other six were in the freezer… 8)
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Postby Oracle » Tue May 05, 2009 11:06 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:I don't think 14-year-old girls can appreciate the power of the "6-pack" 8)

:shock: Is that all? Baby, the Choirokitians had 12-packs! The other six were in the freezer… 8)


Cool! 8) ... Reinforcements .....

... How ever did they go extinct? :?
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Postby Get Real! » Tue May 05, 2009 11:12 pm

Oracle wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:I don't think 14-year-old girls can appreciate the power of the "6-pack" 8)

:shock: Is that all? Baby, the Choirokitians had 12-packs! The other six were in the freezer… 8)


Cool! 8) ... Reinforcements .....

... How ever did they go extinct? :?

Too much bongo... :(
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Postby The Cypriot » Thu May 07, 2009 12:22 pm

If no one else is going to bump this thread then I will.

If Oracle was to blow hard enough his miniskirt would flap up and we'd see his archithkia...

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Re: Are you a Spartan wannabie?

Postby DT. » Thu May 07, 2009 1:23 pm

Get Real! wrote:Are you a Spartan wannabie?

Why don’t you take the “Hellenic” mythological test to find out… 8)


1. Do you sometimes flex your muscles in the mirror and think you’re Hercules?

2. When you watched the “300” movie the first time, was there a premature ejaculation running down your pants?

3. Do you ever cover yourself with a bed sheet, place olive branches on your head, and pretend you live on Olympus?

4. Do you suspect that you’re a little bit stronger than the average male because of that “Spartan” blood in your veins?

5. Do you sometimes write stupid poems and think they’re good because of presumed ancient “Greek” poetic genes?

6. Did you ever attempt a mathematical problem and scream out “By Pythagoras!” when you couldn’t solve it?

7. During your high school athletics, did you ever get upset that you came last and didn’t live up to ancient Olympic expectations?

8. Do you expand your replies to simple questions such as “Do you want milk in your coffee?”, a lot more than necessary because you must live up to Socrates?


If you answered “yes” to one or more of the above then you’re a Spartan wannabie baby! :D


o pellos epotjimithin tjai pellon oroman ethoren 8)
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Re: Are you a Spartan wannabie?

Postby Get Real! » Thu May 07, 2009 1:53 pm

DT. wrote:o pellos epotjimithin tjai pellon oroman ethoren 8)

Translation:

DT is saying, if you dreamt that you were a Spartan does it count?
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Postby Get Real! » Thu May 07, 2009 1:55 pm

The Cypriot wrote:If no one else is going to bump this thread then I will.

If Oracle was to blow hard enough his miniskirt would flap up and we'd see his archithkia...

Not just archithkia, we're talking mega-balls of steel... 8)
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Postby alexISS » Thu May 07, 2009 1:58 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:I don't think 14-year-old girls can appreciate the power of the "6-pack" 8)

:shock: Is that all? Baby, the Choirokitians had 12-packs! The other six were in the freezer… 8)


Cool! 8) ... Reinforcements .....

... How ever did they go extinct? :?

Too much bongo... :(


Did you just admit Choirokitians went extinct? :lol:
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Postby Get Real! » Thu May 07, 2009 2:03 pm

alexISS wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Oracle wrote:I don't think 14-year-old girls can appreciate the power of the "6-pack" 8)

:shock: Is that all? Baby, the Choirokitians had 12-packs! The other six were in the freezer… 8)


Cool! 8) ... Reinforcements .....

... How ever did they go extinct? :?

Too much bongo... :(

Did you just admit Choirokitians went extinct? :lol:

Did you just give away the fact that you don't know what bongo means? :lol:
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