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[Christie]

1.Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.

2.Outside a hotel: Help We need inn-experienced people.

3.On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left.

4.In a veterinarians waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes, Sit Stay

5.At the electric company: We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you dont you will be.

6.On the door of a computer store: Out for a quick byte.

7.In a restaurant window: Dont stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.

8.Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.

9.In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully, well wait.

10.In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional

And one from me, I saw it outside a bar in Limassol: BARMADE NEEDED.