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[kafenes]

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion:
Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you.
That will help your wife fantasise and should bring on an orgasm.'
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice.
They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love.
It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied.
Baffled, they go back to the Rabbi. 'Okay,' he says to the husband, try it reversed.
Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them'.
Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice.
They go home and hire, the same strapping young man.
The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel.
The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him proudly
'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel !!'

[insan]

Nice one Kafenes. It will be too hard for the husband to find the right young man, properly waving the towel.

[EPSILON]

Vangellis from a small village visited his friend in Athens,they went out to a tavern and during various discussions they refer to VIAGRA.Vangellis asked his friend whether this pill is working - the friend said yes,of course.
Vangellis next day before he take the buss back home went to a pharmacy store and got 3 packets of VIAGRA.In the bus he took one, two, three, finally all 4 in the packet.
When he arrived at home.. he started with his wife, daughter,son, god mother neigbour..within 2 hours all the village was running in mountains to avoid him.

Vangellis called his friend explaining the problem and his friend told him that the only way to calm is to take a bath and put it in an electricity blank.

After some time the people outside sent someone to check the situation. The person looking from a small eye hole saw Vangellis to try to put it in the plank. He returned back shouting..BE CAREFUL HE IS RECHARGE IT AND COMING