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Postby Stout » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:30 am

Before the creation of the world, God sat in his chair and thought about how lonely he felt, so bad was his state of mind , he began to imagine himself to be something other than what he was.
"My Goodness" he thought, "I am beginning to think that I am a pair of curtains, I'd better pull myself together !" :lol:
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Postby DANGAMAN » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:45 pm

I think that's the worst joke of all

Sorry
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Postby Stout » Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:43 pm

DANGAMAN wrote:I think that's the worst joke of all

Sorry


Don't worry about it mate, THAT was the object of the exercise. :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:20 pm

Bologna ... :roll:

I demand a better joke! :lol:
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Postby Stout » Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:32 pm

Oracle wrote:Bologna ... :roll:

I demand a better joke! :lol:


Father Christmas is a Turk !! :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:03 am

Stout wrote:
Oracle wrote:Bologna ... :roll:

I demand a better joke! :lol:


Father Christmas is a Turk !! :lol:


That explains the shifty look in his eyes ... ho ho ho! .... and the Fascist sounding names of his reindeer !

"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!"
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:07 am

Stout wrote:
Oracle wrote:Bologna ... :roll:

I demand a better joke! :lol:


Father Christmas is a Turk !! :lol:



You are not far off there. :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:12 am

denizaksulu wrote:
Stout wrote:
Oracle wrote:Bologna ... :roll:

I demand a better joke! :lol:


Father Christmas is a Turk !! :lol:



You are not far off there. :lol:


How so?

Agios Vasilios lived in Asia Minor over a thousand years before the Turks stole it from the Greeks ...

My, my you have some Big Ideas little minor Turk ...
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:16 am

Mikri Asiatiki = Turquie
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Postby insan » Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:46 am

denizaksulu wrote:Mikri Asiatiki = Turquie


Deniz and me r Hititte Turk. Real owners of Asia Minor. :D
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