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TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too
small. Instead of characteristically telling me they are not
he comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my
breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts
larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says,
"Worked for your arse, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, He may
even walk again, although he will probably continue to
take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man

[suegwyn]