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[Jerry]

Cherie Blair's Chauffeur

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road,

they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Cherie.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.

'My God, what happened to you?' asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife

gave me a slap-up meal, and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie.

'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur

and I've just killed the cow.'

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[SSBubbles]

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