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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH:
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
2. Warm beer.
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5. Union jack underpants.
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
9. Ditto changing underwear.
10. Beats being Welsh.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH:

1. You ain't English!
2. You ain't English!
3. You ain't English!
4. You ain't English!
5. You ain't English!
6. You ain't English!
7. You ain't English!
8. You ain't English!
9. You ain't English!
10. You ain't English!

[suegwyn]

I take offence to reason 10 !! I thought the Scots and the Welsh were united when it comes to the Sassenachs?? Being English SO does not beat being Welsh......... Twll din bob Sais!!

[suegwyn]

What do you call someone who speaks three languages ? Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual

What do you call someone who speaks one language?



English!

[Mr. T]

What do you call someone who speaks three languages ? Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual

What do you call someone who speaks one language?



English!

Bore da Sue

Especially for you

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH:
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1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?!?!?!?

[SSBubbles]

What do you call someone who speaks three languages ? Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
English!

Bore da Sue
Especially for you
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH:
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1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?!?!?!?

Oops, you're in trouble now!

[RichardB]

What do you call someone who speaks three languages ? Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual

What do you call someone who speaks one language?



English!

Objection your honour

[Oracle]

I don't think it's fair to have a go at the English! So few left ....

(Brits deserve all they get though! )

[Mr. T]

I don't think it's fair to have a go at the English! So few left ....

(Brits deserve all they get though! )

Especially Scots?

[Mr. T]

What do you call someone who speaks three languages ? Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
English!

Bore da Sue
Especially for you
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH:
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1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?!?!?!?

Oops, you're in trouble now!

In for a penny, in for a pound.

3 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING WELSH:

1. If you are a woman it is not far to cross the border where you can find a real man
2. If you are a man it is not far to find a sheep
3. If you are Welsh speaking (approximately 1 in 6 of the population so the rest must be English) there is no need to speak English as there is a quaint habit of making up words e.g.
Dim bikio = No cycling/biking
Dim parcio = No ........... Thats right , No parking
Dim scipio. Probably doesn't exist but wouldn't bet on it.
Dim sexio What I will suffer if my wife reads this posting (see below)


Why are the words 'ar werth' invariably accompanied by the English words of the same meaning. Easy because they mean 'for sale' and they want your money.


My darling wife is Welsh.
Our daughters, bless them, if no good at sport can still play at international level .......... for Wales.

[suegwyn]

What do you call someone who speaks three languages ? Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
English!

Bore da Sue
Especially for you
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH:
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1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?!?!?!?

Oops, you're in trouble now!

In for a penny, in for a pound.

3 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING WELSH:

1. If you are a woman it is not far to cross the border where you can find a real man
2. If you are a man it is not far to find a sheep
3. If you are Welsh speaking (approximately 1 in 6 of the population so the rest must be English) there is no need to speak English as there is a quaint habit of making up words e.g.
Dim bikio = No cycling/biking
Dim parcio = No ........... Thats right , No parking
Dim scipio. Probably doesn't exist but wouldn't bet on it.
Dim sexio What I will suffer if my wife reads this posting (see below)


Why are the words 'ar werth' invariably accompanied by the English words of the same meaning. Easy because they mean 'for sale' and they want your money.


My darling wife is Welsh.
Our daughters, bless them, if no good at sport can still play at international level .......... for Wales.

lol Very funny...

If your wife is Welsh, you should realise that at 2pm (as your first reply was)
your message should have started with "prynhawn da"

So you had to marry a Welsh lady to get a REAL woman I see.....

Ar Werth is followed by For Sale because if we don't translate, the English automatically think we are talking about them, like when they go into a pub and everyone turns to Welsh because we all speak English together usually
(ask your wife) funny they don't think the same in other countries