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A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her
Stammerer's Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book and failed.

Finally, exasperated, she shouted "Okay....if any of you can tell me where
you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you
until your muscles ache and your eyes water."

The Englishman put his hand up, then stood and red faced....
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.

"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next ?"

The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".

"That's pathetic, Hamish".

"How about you, Paddy?"

The Irishman took a deep breath, paused, went pink and eventually blurted
out " London".

"Brilliant Paddy!" said the speech therapist and immediately took him home
where she set about living up to her promise. It was incredible!

After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath
and Paddy went a little red in the face and continued........
"-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".