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SOMETHING TO PONDER OVER

Postby Noddy » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:18 am

SOMETHING TO PONDER OVER

Common knowledge?

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics:

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shop-lifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of arrogant hypocrites we have running our country - it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country, courtesy of us, the tax payer.
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Re: SOMETHING TO PONDER OVER

Postby Zorba » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:31 pm

Noddy wrote:SOMETHING TO PONDER OVER

Common knowledge?

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics:

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shop-lifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of arrogant hypocrites we have running our country - it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country, courtesy of us, the tax payer.

This is in Cyprus?
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