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The Ferrari formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Liverpool.

The decision to hire them followed a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euro’s worth of high tech equipment.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour.

As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari thought they had the advantage over every team.

However Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the first practice session, the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in less than 6 seconds. But within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.


Good 'ole Scousers !!!!!

[paliometoxo]

whats a scouser?

[Bubble 'n' squeak]

whats a scouser?

Someone that comes from Liverpool

[SSBubbles]

whats a scouser?

A person from Liverpool!

Colloquialism:
Inhabitiant of liverpool, often downplayed by rival cities due to false stereotypes from godawefull 80's TV shows such as "Bread", "Boys from the black stuff" and "Brookside" depicting them to be thieves and killers, and enforced by the peasant underclass of youths known as "scallys" or "chavs" who are generally annoying c*nts. while these can be found anywhere in the United Kingdom, some people live under the delusion that they dont exist around them, and they are only found in Liverpool.

Scousers are usually easy going, up for a laugh, and welcoming to outsiders, and usually possess a strong wit similar to that of the Irish, and Geordies, also loves a good party!

(Geordies - people from Newcastle/Northeast of England)

[SSBubbles]

whats a scouser?

Someone that comes from Liverpool

You beat me to it!

[paliometoxo]

so what are the people from london called?

i went to liverpool once but i did not really understand the people they spoke really fast like super speed, it was like they where talking another language

[paliometoxo]

LOL i lik the joke though, funny 6 seconds and in 12 seconds they respray and sell it for drugs

[purdey]

Tossers, Southern softies, and if born within the sound of beau bells a cockney.

[SSBubbles]

so what are the people from london called?

i went to liverpool once but i did not really understand the people they spoke really fast like super speed, it was like they where talking another language

Londoners usually! (Colloquially - Cockney's.)

Scouse is another language! (I am not from Liverpool - but I too talk fast - too fast for some!! )

[paliometoxo]

so your from the south? or your a cockney? or a scouser? which one are you?:P

so london is the softeis