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[Lee A Kada]

A woman goes to a plastic surgeon and explained that certain parts of her lower regions had become loose and flabby.
The surgeon said he could sort this out for her no problem.
Obviously being very embarrassed in what she had to have done, she asked if they could keep it between themselves to which he agreed.
On awakening from the operation, she noticed 3 red roses next to her bed so when the surgeon came into her room she was not pleased.
"You promised this would be between us, who are the roses from?" said the woman
''Don't be alarmed, said the surgeon,''one is from myself as I performed the operation and was pleased it went well, another is from the nurse who assisted me during the operation''
''And the third?'' she asked,
''Oh that's from the gentleman in ward 5 who has thanked you
for his new ears''.