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[wre2wre]

Three Turks Esker, Ali and Mehmet have decided to travel to Greece and when they see the first Greek they will hit the crab out of him because Greeks think they are low IQ nation and call them (Donkey=Esheg).
While they were driving toward Athens they see a Greek boy walking cross the road, they think this is the one so they stop him and….
Esker says: hey Greek boy we came all the way from Ankara to kick your ass
Greek boy says: Why, what I have done wrong?
Esker says: You Greeks are calling us esheg so it’s time to get our revenge.
Greek boy says: But do you think it’s fair; you guys are three against of one.
Three Turks they think and after long thinking and argument among themselves finally they came to conclusion and they get back to Greek boy:
Ali says to Greek boy: I think you are right it’s not fair so we decided that I will be in your side and fight with them (Esker and Mehment) and we are going to be a good team and kick (Esker and Mehment) their ass.
Greek boy say: But, you know what I have to go to class, I already late.
Ali after long thinking turns to Greek boy and says:
You know what you go to your class; I will kick their ass by myself alone.

[iceman]

wre2wre
Did your mother drop you on your head when young or were you born stupid?

[Kikapu]

wre2wre
Did your mother drop you on your head when young or were you born stupid?

Both, and in the order you have described, Iceman.!