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[Jerry]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A mobile-phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello.'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes.'

WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '£45,000.'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ....the house I wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking £450,000.'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £400,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

[Zorba]

S*it ,it wasn't a Nokia N69 was it ???

[SSBubbles]

S*it ,it wasn't a Nokia N69 was it ???