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CBBB's sick budgie diagnosed!

Postby Titsup » Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:28 am

I can diagnose your sick budgie and you too CBBB, and what's more I don't need to see either of you to do it! First your budgie- he's lonely and depressed because his Daddy spends all his free time on the Cyprus Forum getting into cyber-rows with people. "Flame mail" as it's commonly known of in the UK IT sector is a convenient and anonymous way of venting one's life frustrations with an imaginary enemy on an internet forum. (Refer to international dialling codes to see CBBB in full flow CBBB)... Ironically though people who engage in flame mail are often charming and funny in real life!

Second you, 2 years with respiratory illness having numerous tests in the UK. Did you know you can contract 2 lung diseases from owning a budgie? One is called "bird-fancier's lung" and the other psittacosis. If you really do own a budgie then you might have contracted this, it's usually overlooked because doctors forget to ask if the patient owns a bird. If you don't do the right blood test for this infection all the expensive tests in the world won't show it up. Incidentally, psittacosis can also affect the brain when it is not diagnosed and treated promptly - so I'll forgive and forget.

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Postby CBBB » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:33 am

What did I do now?
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Postby SSBubbles » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:36 am

CBBB wrote:What did I do now?


I too am intrigued! What did you do?
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Postby SSBubbles » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:39 am

CBBB wrote:Apart from not knowing what I did, Tweety is not sick, Sylvester ate him!


How sad! :(
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Postby Paphitis » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:44 am

SSBubbles wrote:
CBBB wrote:Apart from not knowing what I did, Tweety is not sick, Sylvester ate him!


How sad! :(


I think CBBB pickled tweety and then cooked him on the barby and ate him..and now he is trying to blame Sylvester... :lol:

I think CBBB is just too afraid to stand up to the CF Animal Welfare Group and Miltiades! :lol:
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Postby Paphitis » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:47 am

I wonder if CBBB will be eating Ortikia tonight? :lol:
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Postby CBBB » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:48 am

Paphitis wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
CBBB wrote:Apart from not knowing what I did, Tweety is not sick, Sylvester ate him!


How sad! :(


I think CBBB pickled tweety and then cooked him on the barby and ate him..and now he is trying to blame Sylvester... :lol:

I think CBBB is just too afraid to stand up to the CF Animal Welfare Group and Miltiades! :lol:


Oh, bugger!! Found out. I also accidently ran over Sylvester!
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Postby Paphitis » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:51 am

CBBB wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
CBBB wrote:Apart from not knowing what I did, Tweety is not sick, Sylvester ate him!


How sad! :(


I think CBBB pickled tweety and then cooked him on the barby and ate him..and now he is trying to blame Sylvester... :lol:

I think CBBB is just too afraid to stand up to the CF Animal Welfare Group and Miltiades! :lol:


Oh, bugger!! Found out. I also accidently ran over Sylvester!


Does this that your Ortikia and Halloumi will be a side dish to Sylvester Stew with onions? :shock: :shock:

CF Animal Welfare, come quickly... :evil:
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Postby CBBB » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:51 am

It must have been this:-

CBBB wrote:Titsup is suppoesed to be a Doctor, with the level of intelligence that he/she/it has shown on this forum I don't think I would let her look at my budgie (not a euphemism)!!!!!


from here:-

http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... highlight=

(posted it in the right thread now!)
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Postby RichardB » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:51 am

CBBB wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
CBBB wrote:Apart from not knowing what I did, Tweety is not sick, Sylvester ate him!


How sad! :(


I think CBBB pickled tweety and then cooked him on the barby and ate him..and now he is trying to blame Sylvester... :lol:

I think CBBB is just too afraid to stand up to the CF Animal Welfare Group and Miltiades! :lol:


Oh, bugger!! Found out. I also accidently ran over Sylvester!


Don't worry

You can pick up his 'flat-'mate in Paphos
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