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Postby chrisp » Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:02 pm

I took the girl from the local Chinese take-away out the other night.

We went to see a lovely movie then back to my place.

After a couple of drinks we moved on to the bedroom and started to get hot and steamy.

She whispered in my ear that she would do whatever my heart desired.

I whispered back lets start with a 69

F**k Off she said i ain't cooking at this time of the night/
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Postby DANGAMAN » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:24 pm

Nice one...

I think 69 in Chinese is - I chew You Chew

68 is: You chew I owe you one
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Postby Phill » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:57 pm

DANGAMAN wrote:Nice one...

I think 69 in Chinese is - I chew You Chew

68 is: You chew I owe you one

... And "go chew" is chinese for dogs Bo**ocks.
:lol: Fact.
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Postby DANGAMAN » Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:01 am

what about AP-chew...



Bless you
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